Jack's not a warlock.
He's a jerk.
S2They're Everywhere
Someday, somehow, I'm going to make it through that damn door.
They really shouldn't have given us the finger.
You read my mind.
S2P3 H2O
Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting demons!
I know somebody who can see anything.
Oh, no. Wait a minute. You tiptoe around the subject of Mom, you deny looking like her, you can’t even go to the end of that dock because you’re afraid to walk in her footsteps and now you want me to relive her last moments? How is that fair?
It’s not. None of this is. Mom’s death, Sam’s guilt. But I’m asking you to help me end it.
S2Ms. Hellfire
Remember, I taught you how to french kiss.
You broke your ankle when you were seven. Come on Prue, we went to Duran Duran together, you stretched out my leg warmers.
And then you gave them to me.
S2Heartbreak City
Fifth wheel cutting in.
Oh would you stop that.
Well it is a double date.
It would have been a triple date if Kevin hadn't cancelled.
I know, it seems to be an epidemic lately, guys cancelling on me.
You know what happens when they cancel?
Ooh, back to square one!
Do not pass go
And all accrued nookies credits are thrown out!
JJack
There's a penalty?
Prue, Piper & Phoebe: Oh Yeah!
So we're actually supposed to believe that you're Cupid?
CCupid
You believe in warlocks and demons but you can't believe in me?
Where's the chubby baby?
Guys.
And the bow and arrow?
CCupid
Where's the warty chins, hooked noses and pointy hats?
Alright, show us something supernatural.
CCupid
Drazi took my ring. It's my powers, how I get in.
Get in?
CCupid
People's hearts, to waken love. See but Drazi's all about hate and he's gonna use the ring to get in the same way.
You're still gonna have to back up the Cupid claim.
CCupid
Okay, fine. (he points to Piper) Dan, (points to Prue) Jack, (points to Phoebe) Clay (points to Prue) Andy. My sincerest condolences. Eric in London, Alec in college, (points to Piper) Not Jeremy the warlock, Joe in college, Barry in high school, Tim in eighth grade, (points to Phoebe) Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again, Brian, Joel, (Prue and Piper look at Phoebe surprised) Martin, Peter, Paul, Tony.
(Phoebe waves at Cupid to stop.)
Okay, you know I didn't love all those guys, right?
CCupid
Yeah, well, they wanted to love you but your closed heart eventually sent them away.
My closed heart? I do not have a closed heart.
CCupid
Look, if people get the feeling that there's nothing there, then eventually it's hasta la vista, Phoebe. That explains the recent rush of cancelled dates.
Okay, so wait, our past relationships, you made those happen?
CCupid
Well, actually, my assignment here's only two years old. I helped you two meet Jack and Dan but most of your prior loves were work from fellow agents.
Agents?
CCupid
Oh, yeah, I'm just one of many. We work in secret all over the world making connections.
Did you connect me and Leo?
CCupid
Uh, no. That was the work of you two. Those connections were forbidden to make for obvious reasons.
Um, can we go back to the hasta la vista remark please?
DDrazi
(scoffs at Cupid) Hiding behind witches' skirts?
Stealing things that don't belong to you?
S2Reckless Abandon
We have a baby?
Phoebe picked it up at the police station.
Okay, I thought you were going to request a job, not a kid.
Piper, you'll be fine, don't be afraid.
Yeah, Just think of it as a test run.
I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby, and it was hard on Mom, and endless, and with you dropping her all the time!
What?!
Oh, moving on!
I thought that babies slept. A lot.
Yeah, obviously one of those lies they tell you so you'll want to get pregnant.
S2Awakened
Wait, you enrolled? Phoebe, this is huge.
Hugest thing I've done since I came back home. I mean, aside from vanquishing demons, and saving the world from evil, of course!
S2Animal Pragmatism
Why do we seem to have a habit of gathering our men at the scene of a supernatural smackdown?
I want you all to know that I'm a vegetarian, so I've never eaten any of you!
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