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(Piper is standing at the Book of Shadows with a notepad. As she searches through the book, Grams' ring suddenly appears on her finger.)
(gasps as she notices the ring) Oh crap.
(She then transforms into an old-fashioned housewife, wearing a blue polka-dot dress with apron, deep red lipstick and ponytailed hair. She then notices that a chair seat has been ripped.)
This place is a mess.
(She then moves out of the attic at superspeed.)
Watch it, guys! Wait for me. This thing's heavy.
We gotta keep moving.
I think we're going in circles because this looks very familiar.
Yeah, it looks the same to me too.
Well, of course it does. It's the Underworld. It all looks the same. How many looks can they come up with?
No wonder they wanna take over our world. This is ugly.
They've already taken our world. That's why we're stuck down here. We gotta do something. Come on!
I'm open to suggestions.
Maybe we should talk to the leprechauns again?
No, I've had it with the leprechauns.
I think they made their allegiance pretty clear.
They wouldn't even give us a chance to explain.
I don't think it would have mattered. Billie and Christy have everybody thinking that we're the threat.
We gotta get out of here.
Where'd everyone go?
Oh, I sent them home. I thought they'd be safer away from us.
But we might need their help. The sisters...
Are gonna come after us, I know. But it's not the magical community's fight. It's ours. It's our destiny.
Here we go again.
No, don't worry. I know it's the right thing, and it's all for the greater good, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.
Look, Billie, I know this is hard for you. Okay? But it'll all be over soon. I promise.
Don't be so sure. I mean, we came after them with our best shot and they still got away.
Yeah, but barely.
It just makes me think maybe we don't have enough to go up against them. They aren't the most powerful witches of all time for nothing.
But we're not slouches either. Besides, we don't know what would have happened. They got away before our best shot hit them. You know, Dumain thinks we should use vanquishing potions next time.
Vanquishing potions?
You wrote down their most powerful ones. If we catch them off guard they won't stand a chance against us.
(Coop appears)
Billie? What are you guys doing here?
Oh, it's a long story.
Oh, what happened?
That's what we're still trying to figure out. So, what brings you here?
I'm looking for Phoebe. I can't find her anywhere.
When's the last time you saw her?
Last night at her loft. Someone put her under a spell and... You know what? Never mind. If you see her, tell her I'm looking for her.
Absolutely. And you do the same. We're looking for her too.
(Coop disappears)
Wait, he said she was under a spell.
So?
So Phoebe said the same thing. That makes me wonder...
She'll say anything to save herself. So will he. Come on. We have a potion to make.
Okay, do it.
Okay, we can't keep playing Survivor: Underworld much longer.
What are we gonna do?
How about we just orb home?
No, it's too risky. Billie and Christy will be waiting for us. And their new friends.
Okay, well, we gotta do something fast because word is gonna get around that we're down here.
She's right. We can't fend off demons forever. We need a plan.
Maybe just give up?
What?
What? It's just that every time we go out and try to get a life, meet people, do new things, we seem to wind up back in these kind of lame positions. Giving up is not such a bad idea, is it?
No, I'm not giving up. Not now and not after I finally found someone I could see having a future with. Look, if we want our lives and Leo back... we're gonna have to fight.
Fight Billie and Christy.
Exactly.
Are you sure you can do it? I mean, really do it? Can you kill them?
Yeah, they're no different than demons now. Not after all of this.
Look out!
Energy ball!
Go, go, go!
Nobody will ever love your daughter more than me, ever. I promise you that.
What do you know about love?
I'm a Cupid!
Well that doesn't mean squat unless you've had your heart broken. Have you had your heart broken?
No.
Then you don't know about love, believe me.
We've been waiting for you.
Well, your wait is over.
(The five girls glare at each other)
No potions, huh?
We don't need any potions.
Funny. Neither do we.
I know we should never trusted you.
You should have followed your instincts.
Next time.
There won't BE a next time.
(They stare at each other for a beat and then shoot their powers at each other, causing the manor to explode.)
It's okay, Mom, you just fainted.
Well of course I fainted, you're dead!
Are you getting any of this?
Whatever...as long as we're alive again that's all I care about. Plus, it's really nice to see you guys again!
Actually, we've never met.
Yes, we have, but you were ghost. (the look on Patty's face suddenly changed) Oh, does she know?
Yes, we know, we're both dead by now. We're over it.
Speak for yourself.
Wait, you guys went to the future, too?
We sure did miss a lot when we were dead.
(Coop flashes in.)
(to Piper) Hey... (he turns and sees Phoebe.) Phoebe?
Hi.
Thanks a lot for telling me she's alive.
(Piper tosses Coop's ring to him.)
You're welcome.
(surprised) Uncle Coop!
(Adult Chris immediately hits Wyatt in the arm to shut him up)
Uncle Coop?! What!? (she stutters stunned as Chris shakes his head at Wyatt who covers his mouth.)
We're gonna need Dumain's help if we're gonna finish what we started.
Haven't you been listening to me? He's been manipulating us, probably since we met him.
If we could just get to the Hollow sooner this time, figure out a way.
Christy, listen! What is the matter with you? Dumain is using us, okay? And he's not the only one, the Triad is also. Yes, that's right, they're still alive, or they were, but Dumain didn't tell us that, did he? Instead, he tried to trick me, into saving them instead of you.
Well, maybe you should've listened to him.
What?
The Triad, could've helped us figure out how to kill the sisters if they were still around.
Okay. Look at me, listen to me very carefully. They don't care about us. They have twisted everything. They're using us, Christy. Their using us for our powers, our sisterhood, and our lives so all we can do is kill.
And that's exactly what we're going to do, Billie. We're going to kill.
Well, I can't do it. I won't.
Then I'll do it on my own.
Christy! God.
Now, this is our grandson Wyatt… ooh, so handsome!
But I-I'm… I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm so confused.
Ah, you'll get over it. I did.
Where did you come from.
1975. How do I look?
… Didn't anyone tell her, we're divorced?
(Patty stops smiling.)
What?
You dumped me, for your Whitelighter.
Sam?
Yeah, Sam! Paige's father!
What do you mean Billie's not coming? We need her.
We can defeat the Charmed Ones without her.
No, we can't. We need the Triad to do that, and we need her power to go back and save them.
Well, maybe there's another way.
(Piper and Grams are mixing up a potion. The smoke from the latest ingredient added seems to be somewhat light.)
Mmm, that's not nearly enough. Here, let me do it.
Wha--I think I know how to do it after all this time.
It's Billie and Christy. They're not demons.
Well, they might as well be after all you've told me, which means we can't take any chances. (pauses) I can't get over how big this book has gotten. I'm so proud of you girls.
Then why won't you let me stir?
(Someone knocks on the door.)
Uh, Piper, why don't you get that?
Paige, why don't you get that?
Okay, I'll get that. (rolls eyes)
(She goes to open the door and finds Henry.)
Hey! What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? I'm looking for my wife. She didn't come home last night. Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay! Of course I'm okay! I mean, we weren't "okay" okay, but now we're okay and in the future I think we're gonna be... I think we're gonna be more than okay.
(stares blankly) Okay.
Don't tell me she marries a Whitelighter too.
Worse. A mortal.
Oh, good God. Didn't I teach you girls anything?
Hey, what can I say? There's always Uncle Coop!
What?
My lords. We come from the future to warn you about it. The Charmed Ones are going to get the Hollow at the same time Billie and Christy will.
Which means we've gotta get to it before they do this time.
Get out of here!
[screaming]
No!
Oh, yes. (blows up present and past Dumain.)
I don't understand! How could this happen?
Billie projected us here.
By focusing on you.
Paige.
Ring!
(holds hand out and Coop's ring orbs off Christy's finger and into Paige's hand)
(glaring at Billie) How could you?
Christy, please. It's over. Just come home.
(Christy launches a fireball at Billie and the Charmed Ones, but Billie deflects it back, accidentally vanquishing Christy. Billie starts crying)
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