(Hulk-Billie attacks Phoebe and Piper. Piper gestures to freeze her, not knowing that it's Billie.)
No Piper, it's Billie! No, no, you might blow her up. ((Billie hurls a table and jumps over the sofa) Okay, blow her up!
S8Hulkus Pocus
(Piper, Phoebe and Paige transform into Hulk-like creatures.)
Holy crap!
Language! (She sends him flying over the attic)
Leave Leo alone!
He's my husband! Why did you do that for?
I just felt like it!
All right, stop it. You guys are gonna kill each other. How did this happen?
We made it happen.
All right, we have work to do.
If you guys will excuse me, I'm gonna go check on little Ramon.
Don't you mean Henry?
No, I mean Ramon.
Kiss him for me.
Henry?
No, Ramon!
Oh, okay.
S8Mr. and Mrs. Witch
What is going on?
Piper, what do you put in the food?
Food was in the food, thank you.
Bu-but, how do you explain this?!
But don't look at me. She's the one who said assassins!
It was a figure of speech!
Well, apparently not!
S8Payback's a Witch
I have enough to do without worrying about who you're torturing in the attic!
S8Repo Manor
Anyone down here? Big box on high heels. I need some help.
Just a sec. Ah, sorry, do you need help?
Well, I did. Now I just need a sec.
Okay, well since I have you...
Um...Piper, I'm kinda running late. I have to go sign the loan docs and I wanna stop by the condo before work...
Loan docs? Wow, I didn't realize this was moving along so quickly. But, you know I've been so focused on getting Leo back.
Yeah, I know.
But, I have made a list of seers and oracles and anyone that might be able to foresee who we have to fight in order to get him back.
Great, ok. Call me if you find anything.
Well, I was thinking...I was thinking that maybe you should take my Jeep, because in my car hold so much more than yours does, doesn't it?
Right. Piper, are you sure you're okay with me moving out?
Yeah, of course I am. I mean we can't be roommates forever, that's just weird.
Ok, well. Here I go.
Oh, what I am gonna do? I'm supposed to have a date with Henry tonight and he is in the worst mood. He's lost his car keys, he's lost his wallet, he locked himself out of his apartment, and I need him to be in a good mood for that I wanna do tonight.
We aren't talking about sex, are we?
No, we aren't talking about sex. I finally screwed up my courage to tell him...you know that I'm witch and I feel like I have to do it tonight otherwise I might wuss out, and I really need to know that he is okay with who I am. You do this a lot, Pheebs, got any advice?
Well, hope he doesn't faint. No, I don't know, I mean, I haven't any success with these things. Just ease into it, try to lessen the blow.
Okay, how?
Maybe call some reinforcements, maybe ask some of your magical friends to help him to have a better day so you can have a better night?
Like fairies, or something?
Sure, fairies, leprechauns, whatever. Good luck.
Uh, Pheebs?
Uh-huh?
Oh, I was actually hoping that you can help me to let down the list a little bit before you go.
Oh, Piper, I'm really late.
Oh, okay. Well you know, it's just Leo. Really come on, all I need is one little premonition. How hard can it be?
Ok. (She put the box down.)
Hey, Henry.
Yeah?
Guess what?
What?
I like you.
Hey, Paige. Guess what?
What?
I like you, too. (they kiss)
I'm telling you, this day is getting more better than he started.
Yeah, so far.
Why you keep say things like that? What do you have to tell me? Come on, it can't be that bad. Rooftop picnic, starlight, candle. Wait, wait I wanna guess first. Hold on. Let me see. You used to be a man before. No, that's not true, right? Good. Come on. Tell me. What is it?
I don't think you're gonna like it.
Try me.
Have you ever wondered about the kind of...strange things that happen...with me and kind of since you've known me? Like, why was I there, trying to help your parolee? How I found that baby's father so quickly?
How'd you get that guy to tell the truth?
How'd you get shot and miraculously survive? And, even little things like today. Finding your keys, and your wallet, and then there's that winning the 10,000 dollars thing which you probably give to charity, because, you know that's...
Okay, okay...What are you trying to tell me Paige?
Do you believe in magic?
I...I don't know...I don't think about it much. Why?
I think it's time you did. (she waves her hand) Lights. I'm doing that right now.
How?
I'm a witch. I have powers. Uh, I can make these kind of things happen. I am not a kind of witch that rides around on broomsticks, or the hat, or the little black cat. That sort of thing. I use my powers for good. I help people. And this is not going well, and I can see...how completely scared off you are from me. The door is right there and that won't hurt my feelings.
Paige?
What?
Look at me. I am not afraid.
Hang on. There is just one more.
Really? I thought I took all the boxes.
Well, this one is kind of all together for you just in case you need more plants or potion vials or crystals or you know clippings of The Book of Shadows just in case.
Just in case that demon attacks.
Yes. Don't laugh. It's gonna happen and you know that. And when it does, you are gonna be, alone.
Piper, I am just moving into town. You know, it's not that far away.
Yes, but it's not at the end of hall.
That's true. You know, if you don't want me to go...
No. You gotta go. You know, there is some blond chick go to sleep in your room. I am just a little sad. But I can be little sad.
Absolutely. I am sad, too.
It's just, you know, there have been a lot of changes.
You know this always will be my home, right? And that will never change. This is family.
Yes. Ok. You gotta go.
See ya.
(Phoebe goes and closes the door, leaves Piper alone.)
S812 Angry Zen
So I take it that you guys heard about chicken.
DDog
Rooster. And yes, we sensed it.
(Demons are fighting in the Halliwell Manor)
DDog
Go! Protect the staff!
What about my house?!
DDog
Only the staff matters. Go!
S8The Last Temptation of Christy
Simon (to Phoebe) My goodness you're fetching!
That is so sweet.
SSimon
But you are not half-whitelighter, which is requisite for my future mate, so sorry to disappoint you. But you on the other hand are...
Did you just say future mate?
SSimon
No! No, that was..It came out wrong apologies.
Ok, here's the deal, we're actually super super busy right now, so it'll be fabulous if you could just orb yourself off now.
SSimon
Immortal? Very impressive.
(in English voice) No....Not immortal...(Normal voice) A mortal! As in non-magical!
S8Generation Hex
Piper didn't call me. It was you, wasn't it?
CCandor
I did what was necessary.
They were my parents!
CCandor
They were distracting you from taking the final step. Now, thanks to me, they no longer are.
Bastard! (Christy kills Candor.)
CCandor
(coughing) Congratulations. You just passed... the final... test.
Uh!
S8The Jung and the Restless
(Piper and Paige are walking down the staircase in the Manor.)
Did she say what she wanted?
She just said she wanted to speak to us.
This could very well be a trap. Did she call Phoebe?
Yeah, she did.
(Piper and Paige turn to see Phoebe, and begin to walk towards her.)
Well, at the risk of your wrath, I'm going to tell you that this could be a very bad idea.
I know, but please, let's just listen to what Billie has to say.
I just spoke with an Elder, and she confirmed that those two could be very big trouble for us.
What?
She wasn't 100% sure, but it is a possibility, which means sooner or later ...
(Grey smoke begins to rise from the floor. The three sisters turn to see the smoke fade to reveal Billie.)
You know, considering you want to kill us, maybe you should use the front door.
I don't want to kill you Piper, I just want to find out the truth.
Well, how do we help you find that?
Like this.
(Billie throws a potion vial, which smashes at the sisters' feet. White smoke rises and flows into their bodies, and the sisters fall to the floor. Grey smoke rises up from the floor again beside Billie, which fades to reveal Christie, who stands beside her sister.)
You promise not to hurt them, right?
Not until you see what you need to see.
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