Oh, what happened?
OOdin
You attacked us.
Oh, really? Then how come I'm the one with the headache?
OOdin
We were forced to defend ourselves.
S7Once in a Blue Moon
S7Someone to Witch Over Me
What are we doing here?
Well, he said for us to meet him here. He needed to talk to us about something important.
Yeah, but Paige it's a fire.
So?
So we don't do fires. Firemen do fires. We do fireballs
So, I don't understand. If I'm in the past...what are you doing here?
I'm guiding you.
So you're real?
No, but I represent something that is. I died in you arms, Dad. Killed by everything that you thought was good. I'm your root pain, okay? And I'm gonna be sticking with you until you're ready to let me go.
How will I know when that is?
C'mon. Lets check out some parts of your life that you really need to remember
Do I have a choice?
Hey it's your vision quest. It's up to you. C'mon.
S7Charmed Noir
Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the G silent?
They're dicks.
(giggles) Dicks?
No, like private eyes, detectives.
Matchmake later, save sister now.
(to Phoebe) Try and block her path.
(Inside the book: Paige and Kyle are walking down the alley. A piano falls in front of them.)
You were saying?
Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?
Looks like your sisters agree with me.
Don't gloat.
DMiss Donovan
Lord of the Rings?
GGnome
Historically inaccurate.
DMiss Donovan
Harry Potter?
GGnome
Filled with juvenile delinquents.
DMiss Donovan
Even The Wizard of Oz?
GGnome
Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!
Oh, come on, seriously?
DMiss Donovan
It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.
GGnome
I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.
Is that what this is all about? Godiva?
DMiss Donovan
It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.
(The gnome shakes his hand and Miss Donovan's mouth seals up.)
GGnome
Now that's what I call stifling.
That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.
(He waves his hand and unseals her mouth.)
DMiss Donovan
Why you little worm. I should...
GGnome
Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.
(Paige and Kyle are changing into 1930's clothing. Paige is behind a changing screen.)
You turned me into a felon, you know that, right? Breaking and entering, vandalism, theft.
It's a fiction story in a fiction world. I highly doubt we're breaking any laws.
It may be a fiction world but those bullets seemed pretty damn real to me.
Yeah, well, that's precisely why we need to blend in before those goons come to get us again.
(She reaches out and grabs a dress. She looks at Kyle.)
Are you peeking?
No. Are you?
(Paige pulls a face.)
S7There's Something About Leo
Piper, you can't walk out on this.
You're right. We should orb.
S7Witchness Protection
Wait. Are you saying that you've been living in our house as an Avatar, and you haven't told us?
Look, I'm the same old Leo.
Only not. Is this how you went from psycho crazy guy to happy-happy guy? Because you became an Avatar?
S7Ordinary Witches
What? What's going on?
Oh, you know, nothing. Your boyfriend tried to kill my husband.
S7Extreme Makeover: World Edition
Hey. I let myself in, if that's okay.
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Sure. Of course. Hey. How are you?
So, what's going on here?
Just scrambling. We've been quite a rule knocking off this demons thanks to the Avatars.
The Avatars?
Yeah. They've been great helping us to find these demons.
Are you an Elder?
Hardly.
You said something about the vanquishing potion?
How'd you know about that?
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