(sticks sword through First Mate.)
FMFirst Mate
(turns to Captain and hands him knife, then turns to other pirate) Do you mind?
OPOther Pirate
(pulls out sword)
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
CCaptain
He wishes.
S7Charrrmed!
How'd you get here?
A pirate never betrays his secrecy (Piper looks confused) Leo orbed me.
(reading letter) Captain Black Jack Cutting formally invites you to Treasure Island.
I can't answer it now, what am I gonna say? We're robbing a museum?
S7Styx Feet Under
Stop yelling at Death!
I'm not doing this anymore. I give up. I quit.
ADAngel of Death
You can't quit, Piper. Not until you catch up.
You can't make me take my sister's soul. I won't do it.
ADAngel of Death
We don't get to decide who lives or dies. Any circumstances can change someone's fate
Well, then, I won't collect anymore souls. I'll go on strike.
ADAngel of Death
So, to save your sister, you would threaten to stop all death?
You got it.
ADAngel of Death
That's rather selfish of you, don't you think? Unless, of course, you think that death is pointless.
Well, I...
ADAngel of Death
It's not, you know. Far from it. Life only has meaning specifically because there is an end. Death is what forces people to live.
Yes, but...
ADAngel of Death
Which means ending death effectively ends life, throws off the entire cosmic design, the whole point, and for what? A single fleeting life. This is bigger than your sister, Piper. Much bigger.
This isn't good, right?
I'm so sorry, Paige. It's much easier if you just let go.
Piper. I have something to tell you.
Paige...
You know that brown suede coat? You thought you lost it but, um, it's in my closet. And those earrings you liked. I borrowed them and I never gave them back.
You're stalling.
I know. But you can't blame a girl for trying.
SSeer
Hello?! I'm a seer. I knew that was coming
S7Once in a Blue Moon
Oh. Any idea what this meeting's all about?
Oh, probably something to do with the kids.
Why? Did something happen?
Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something.
Paige, that is so not funny.
You got so emotional when you're PMS-ed.
And you got mean.
I do not got mean. I'm above it all. Nothing happens to me.
All righty than.
Oh, right, nothing happens to you. You're above it all.
Fine, I get a little jumpy.
And I get a little pissy, so watch it.
PPPhoebe and Paige
We know.
The good news is we all get over it at the same time.
As long as we don't kill each other in the process, which brings me to what we need to talk about.
Ah, that sounds serious. That calls for ice cream with three spoons.
Ah-ah-ah! Persional gain.
I know, but screw it, it's too good.
Anyway, I've been wanting to tell you guys something for a while. Um, I just didn't know how to say it.
Oh my God. Are you pregnet again?
No, this is not a good thing. Do you guys remember Zola, the Elder who disappeared?
Yeah.
Well, he didn't disappear. He was killed. Leo killed him.
Leo killed him?
Heh!
It was an accident. He didn't mean to. I mean, he was tricked.
You might want to tell that to Zola.
(Piper was upset and blows up chandelier.)
PPPhoebe and Paige
Oh!
Sorry to interrupt, but I have to tell you something that you're probably not gonna like.
Did you kill anybody else? I'm sorry.
Definitely a bachelor.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
What? Where are the boys?
The boys are fine. We're not.
Keep it down. Hey!
Hey, yourself. Look!
Oh my God! What happened to him?
I think we're what happened to him.
What are you talking about?
We're in the cage, that's what I'm talking about. I think we trapped our selves.
No, we didn't. Did we?
I think that dream I had was real.
So you're saying, that we, did this to him?
Do you have a better explanation?
That is crazy. (stands up, hits force-field, plops back down)
As you were saying?
Okay. What does this mean? We're demons?
No, we didn't turn into demons, Paige.
We turned into monsters.
I know we all get a little testy this time of month, but that's ridiculous.
It can't be that, it's gotta be something else
Like what? The blue moon?
We gotta get out of here. This is crazy. Paige, try to orb one of these crystals away.
Crystal. Blue moon?
They're out of their minds.
Still, he's gonna be sent here tomorrow.
Well, I hope I don't blow him up.
Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter.
Why not? She blows you up all the time.
Do you think we should put some snacks in the cage?
Like what, a wildebeast?
Please don't say beast.
No, I'm just saying we don't know how long we're gonna be in here. What if I get hungry?
Well, then we'll have Leo throw us Whitelighter. Don't worry about it.
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