(In the alternate underworld, which looks like a jungle. Good and Evil Paige both answer their ringing cellphones.)
Piper. Hello?
Where the hell are you? I'm in labour!
Is she okay?
She's in labour.
Is there an echo?
S6It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Pt 1
Since when are you in such a hurry to say goodbye?
Well, since something happened with the thing, and the thing, with the thing.
S6It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Pt 2
You're laughing! That's great...your nephew almost killed and you're laughing!
So we're starring in a little movie called Pleasantville.
Hey, I'm here now you can hold on okay? Hold on, hold on... I'm here, you can hold on. Don't give up, okay?
You either...
No, no, no. Please, no, no, please no...
(Chris fades away to nothing.)
S7A Call to Arms
Okay, you two! Stop it right now! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! (Paige and Phoebe pull leo and Piper apart) You go over there, you over... here. (Piper slaps Phoebe with her many hands) And keep your hands to yourself!
But you're interrupting us.
And saving life as we know it.
What are you talking about?
Look at your outfit. Does that look like something you normally wear?
Well, no.
Exactly. This is not the first time we have been hijacked by gods. So you just have to fight it.
I don't want to fight it. I haven't felt this potent in years.
Ew! Over sharing.
How is his rash? Did he need oilment?
I don't know, I've been kind of procrastinating on that one. It's not my favourite thing to check.
Why? You don't have a problem checking Wyatt
Yeah, that's because I don't flash forward to Wyatt being twenty-two like I do with Chris
Yeah!... Right!... Ew!
S7The Bare Witch Project
This is Godiva.
Godiva?!
As in... Lady Godiva. In the flesh, so to speak.
PLEASE, don't tell me you've been vanquishing demons with the children.
Well, Chris was fussy. It calmed him.
It's okay, it's just a graze.
I still can't believe an Elder attacked you.
I know, they're supposed to be pacifists, right?
Have you seen Leo lately? Speaking of which. Leo!
He's a little mad at me and I can't say I blame him. I did kind of mess things up.
Well, that doesn't explain why he tried to kill you.
GLady Godiva
Pardon me?
I think the demon did something to the Elder, got him to free up his repressed anger somehow.
Oh, probably wasn't breastfed as a child.
Phoebe!
Phoebe What?
Well, either way, we wouldn't even be in this situation, this demon wouldn't even be here if I hadn't have had the great stroke of genius to try to save school.
So why do you think he tried to kill her?
GLady Godiva
If I could just--
Maybe he knew what I didn't know. Which is that since they came together, they have to leave together.
Yeah, but why wouldn't he want to go back?
GLady Godiva
If you would just listen to me...!
(She removes the robe she was wearing. Piper, Phoebe and Paige look away.)
Oh!
Wow!
That's just... a lot!
GLady Godiva
It is apparently still the only way I can get anybody to listen to me.
Woman, keep your clothes on, this is a family show. Really.
DLord Dyson
Let's see what you've been hiding from me. Oh, there's so much, so ready to come out. Let it out, let it all out!
You demons have it so easy. No morality to worry about. No attachments, no one to lose.
Yeah, you tell him, Leo!
When you kill, you feel NOTHING!
(Overdosed on Leo's suppressed rage, Lord Dyson screams and explodes)
S7Cheaper by the Coven
Leo!
Oh, hi sweetie, how are you?
Don't you sweetie me! Where are the boys?
S7Charrrmed!
Do I look like a ma'am to you?
Paige, you're obsessing.
You're damn right I'm obsessing! I am far too young to be old!
I think I found something.
Huh?
I said I think I found something. What, are you deaf now too?
Well, you're gonna go deaf first. Don't forget, you're the older sister.
Yeah, I love you too.
Yo-ho, hello.
Did you just call me a hoe?
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