Charmed quotes

Step on her!

(The troll stands on the Spider Demon)

Eww! That is so gross!

TTroll

Sorry!

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Can we talk?

There is nothing to talk about.

I think there is. Quite a bit, actually.

It doesn't matter.

It does to me, Chris. You're my son. I think I deserve to know what I did that's so bad.

You were never there for me. You were there for everybody else, Mom, Wyatt, half the world, but you were never there for me. You didn't have the time.

So, maybe you came back from the future not just to save Wyatt. Maybe you came back to save us, too.

I doubt it.

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S6Crimes and Witch-Demeanors

How is Piper? Have you seen her?

She's good...Uh, big. You know, I keep thinking how weird it's gonna be to actually see myself being born...

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I think I have a new theory on who might be trying to turn Wyatt evil.

Oh, a new theory. What's that? Like the third one this week?

What're you keeping score now?

She's just grumpy 'cause she hasn't had her coffee yet.

I am not grumpy. (Phoebe gives her a look.) Ok, fine, maybe a little bit. But you have to admit you've had a lot of different theories lately, and none of them have panned out.

That's why they call them "theories".

Do we even get along in the future?

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Tribunal Demon (talking about the Cleaners.) I care.

Yeah, you're a demon.

TETribunal Elder

I care too.

Oh...well never mind then.

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EElder

What do you have to say for yourself Barbas?

BBarbas

I'm a demon. What do you expect?

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S6A Wrong Day's Journey into Right

A perfect man, I summon now.

Another way I don't know how.

Bring him now into the light.

Come back to me Mr. Right.

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Well, let's just hope that we find him before he finds us!

(The door bell rings.)

Hm... Maybe that's another one of your suiters that you've conjured for your own personal gain and pleasure.

Oh, I hope so! (to Mr. Right.) No offense.

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"Use my blood", you said. "It's his blood too", you said.

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Paige, I don't even want to talk about this. I mean, how could you do such a thing?

Oh, what, like you've never conjured stuff before.

Yeah, well, never for myself and never a sex toy.

RMr. Right

I am not a sex toy.

Quiet, you.

Well, we did it for Piper before.

Yes, but that was different. We were trying to convince her to not give up on love. We were desperate.

Well, maybe I am too.

Excuse me, shouldn't we be focusing on the bigger issue here?

(Chris points to Mr. Right.)

How long has this been going on?

About three weeks.

Three weeks!

Give or take. You're the one who kept telling me I needed a break.

Yes, but I meant take a day off, you know. Go to the spa, have a pedicure, get a massage.

RMr. Right

I massage her.

(Phoebe gags.)

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Not something, someone. Demonatrix.

Look Chris, what you do in your spare time...

Piper

(laughs) Phoebe?! Are you here to save me or kill me?

I havn't decided yet, turn around.

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S6Witch Wars

Have you lost your mind?

No. Another witch was killed last night.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes! And she had active powers, so I need you to go home where I can keep an eye on you.

Paige, you're my baby sister, not my baby-sitter.

Oh, that's clever. You're very clever. I'm glad that while I'm panicking, you have the time to be clever.

Ok, it's very sweet that you're worried about me, but I am fine, and I have a lot of work to do here.

Great. Do your work from home.

I can't do it from home because Kyle Donie is not at home.

Who is Kyle Donie? Is this about a guy?

No, it's not about a guy. It's about a reporter, one who knows everything there is to know about crime and criminal investigation and since we don't have Darryl's help anymore, he's the only resource I have.

Fine. (hands her the potions vials as she tells her what they are.) Explosive, acid, smoke bomb. Use them.

Thanks, mom.

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(referring to the Games Masters) I'm gonna kill them.

GGideon

No Leo you're an elder now non-violent. Remember?