Paige, I don't even want to talk about this. I mean, how could you do such a thing?
Oh, what, like you've never conjured stuff before.
Yeah, well, never for myself and never a sex toy.
I am not a sex toy.
Quiet, you.
Well, we did it for Piper before.
Yes, but that was different. We were trying to convince her to not give up on love. We were desperate.
Well, maybe I am too.
Excuse me, shouldn't we be focusing on the bigger issue here?
(Chris points to Mr. Right.)
How long has this been going on?
About three weeks.
Three weeks!
Give or take. You're the one who kept telling me I needed a break.
Yes, but I meant take a day off, you know. Go to the spa, have a pedicure, get a massage.
I massage her.
(Phoebe gags.)
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