She's at her new temp job.
She's still on that kick?
It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?
S6The Power of Three Blondes
NNanny
Let me take the boy for a walk.
All right. Just don't forget a hat for those ears.
NNanny
I always keep the baby warm.
I meant yours.
MMitzy
We made the book of shadows? What, no picture?
MMargo
Just a paragraph. A really, really tiny paragraph.
MMabel
"The Stillman Sisters: Mabel, Mitzy, Margo. Common witches known for their small-time hustles and cons. Not worth vanquishing. If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic."
MMargo
Oh. Well, at least we got an entry.
MMitzy
Yeah, but look at what they think of us. Common witches, not worth vanquishing?
MMabel
Is that right? Well, check what these common witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones. We got their powers. We got their Book, and we got... blonde, multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now?
MMargo
We are.
MMitzy
Oh yeah!
Without picture ID's, we got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist.
Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blondes. I do have to hand it to them, though. They've taken identity theft to a whole new level.
MMitzy
Surprised to see us? I got my first premonition tonight.
I know you did, you genius. I planted it to lead you here.
MMitzy
¡Oh!
MMargo
Well, from where I'm standing, that's seems like a stupid thing to do. And I know a LOT about stupid things!
(Ironically) Yeah, see, she got us there!
Ah, don't worry, this blonde couldn't hit the broad side of a beauty parlour. I mean, check out that dye job!
(The Stilman sisters gasp)
MMabel
How dare you!
How did you know they weren't us?
In all my life I have never seen you take the bait the way that witch took it from you.
In all your life? But you've only been our Whitelighter for two months.
Let's just reverse the magic.
S6Love's A Witch
Trust me. The sooner you get back on the dating horse, the easier it will be.
No, I know. You're right, you're absolutely right. It's just, the truth is, I'm a little scared. I mean, I was married to an angel, for crying out loud. Who is gonna compare to that?
I know, but, Piper, you also dated a demon, a warlock and a ghost, you know. That's what you should be scared of.
Super pep talk, sis.
(while Leo and Chris are fighting) Oh, there's a lot of love in this room!
Lead me back,
From whence this came,
Help me help my sister's pain.
Oh, she's not only butting in, she's taking sides.
Look, Paige, it's not only what I saw but it's what I felt. Don't you think if they just tried to kill someone I would have felt some intense anger coming from them? But I didn't.
I don't know. Are you sensing any intense anger coming at you right now?
How was your date?
Short.
Short? You mean like "leprechaun" short?
No, Leo, he wasn't short, the date was cut short by this.
Okay, they're all here and these people are in major need of peace talk.
Unknown spirit, we call to thee,
Those who wish to set you free,
Cross on over so we may help,
Come to us, reveal yourself.
Okay, let's look at the bright side. We settled a family feud, we set free a tortured soul, maybe your new power and Paige's new solo path away from the sisterhood, is some kind of synergy, that is all working together in some kind of divine way.
PPPhoebe and Paige
Nah.
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