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S6Valhalley of the Dolls, Pt 1

Powers and emotions tied,

A witch's heart is where it hides,

Help her through her agony,

Bless her with her memory.

Oh, Piper, hi! You're never gonna believe this. I think I have a new power. It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behaviour lately, like why I wanted to date Chad and why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power you ask? Oh, I'll tell you. Do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? That guy that could feel what other people were feeling?

Uh, Phoebe.

Just a sec. I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.

Neither does she, I'm afraid. Know, that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.

Can you blow things up too?

S6Valhalley of the Dolls, Pt 2

Well that little magical whammy you performed on her kind of, um, backfired.

You see, after you left, Piper was really...

Chipper. Yeah, incessantly, increasingly, annoyingly chipper.

What she said.

Well, it was supposed to make her feel less pain. I guess with me not around to pull it back a little bit, she got happier and happier?

Um, no, psychotically chipper.

Paige...

Let her go. It might seem silly to you, but it's important to her, I know.

See? It helps to be an empath.

No, it helps to be a sister.

BBiker

Hell's bells. What have we got here? What, is there a Xena convention in town or something?

KKara

On your knees.

BBiker

Excuse me? I got a better idea. How bout you get on your knees instead.

KKara

Who are you to speak to us that way?

FFreyja

Kara.

KKara

You don't command us, we command you.

This isn't Valhalla. You don't have dominion over men here.

FFreyja

Then how do you train them? How do they take orders?

They don't.

(Lots of dogs are barking.)

What is going on here?

OOscar

Badass fight, that's what.

Who said that?

OOscar

Oh, wait, you mean you can hear me? Well, hallelujah. It's about time.

Please don't tell me you're talking to me.

OOscar

Are you kidding? I've been trying to get your attention for two days now. I'm in serious trouble here.

Okay. It's okay, Paige. You've dealt with weirder stuff than this. Maybe-maybe my powers are just advancing. Maybe I can understand animals now.

OOscar

Oh, please, give me a break. Until you accepted that there might be a reason you got this job, you weren't going to be open to helping me.

...

I call upon the Halliwells.

I call our powers to undo this spell.

Make right again, that we must.

Reverse the curse that made this mutt.

Okay, but you don't have to yell at me. 'Cause I can sense how mad you are.

Okay, just 'cause you can sense doesn't mean I can't vent.

Reverse the spell. Reverse the spell.

All right, uh.

Spell was cast,

Now make it pass.

Remove it now,

Don't ask me how.

I mean, just because I could feel some glimmer of Piper's feelings doesn't mean she can. She's completely cut off from them.

Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Isn't there a spell that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which in this case would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling... Did that make any sense?

Um, frightening, it did.

Well, then the question is how do we get close enough to her without her kicking our butts?

I could use my new power to counteract hers.

How do you figure?

Well, our powers are emotion-based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.

Open Piper's heart to reveal,

That part which only Phoebe feels.

Send it back from whence it came,

But don't protect her from the pain.

S6Forget Me... Not

Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?

Oh, hi, Leo.

Okay, look, before you get mad, you're the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place. Remember?

To protect her.

Oh, he was using protection.

Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant.

Moments lost make witches wonder.

Warlocks plot or demons plunder.

If this is not a prank.

Help us to fill in the blanks.

(to Wyatt) Okay, bud, here we go. Here we go, okay. Hey, lookie, how about this? (picks up a teddy) You like this guy? Hello. No? Pheebs, a little help here.

We hate that toy. It's yucky and crusty and gross.

Okay, then what does he want?

That. (points at the TV)

Yeah, see, I am a failure.

No, you're not. We just happen to have more pressing concerns right now than the media's influence.

(Phoebe and Paige orb onto KLMV News)

KKaneisha (Presenter)

I don't know what's happening here, I...

Well, it's called magic, Kaneisha. Witchcraft, specifically. I really love your... jacket! (orbs the jacket to her)

Wanna see more magic? Let's check in with Piper at the Golden Gate Bridge. Take it away, Piper!

(Cut to a VT of Piper)

Let the object of objection become but a dream

As I cause the scene to become unseen.

(Golden Gate Bridge disappears) You might want to take an alternate route to work in the morning.

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