Well call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.
S6My Three Witches
You've got me, Jason Dean. I'm yours. So no more wooing.
Okay, no more wooing. I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner.
No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing.
Yeah. If I had to guess, I would say it's a world of desire, but it's not my desire, it's your desire. I can feel how much you want all of this for me.
Yes, Phoebe, I want everything for you including sanity. If I die, promise me you'll see a doctor.
S6Soul Survivor
I have half a mind to call Jason and complain about it, but I don't wanna use our relationship for leverage.
What's the use of sleeping with your boss, then?
Because I actually enjoy sleeping with my boss.
Yeah, don't brag.
ZZahn
Consider yourself repossessed.
You're okay?
Thanks for not listening to me.
Any time.
What the hell is going on?
Bitch later, vanquish now. (Piper and Phoebe vanquish the demon Zahn)
I love watching lawyers explode!
Can I bitch now?
(Wyatt glows his eyes at Richard, trying to scare him)
RRichard
Does he do that a lot?
Wyatt?
What is he doing? Why is he doing that?
Apparently he's trying to scare away all of my dates. You little rat. Did your father teach you that?
So not the time!
You're right. You're grounded! (Piper passes Wyatt to Phoebe)
(Leo and Chris time-travel and get stuck in prehistory)
I don't understand, why can't we orb?
Prehistoric. Magic won't be around until there's people around to use it.
Perfect. We'll just hang out for the next million years or so, no problem.
More like sixty-five million. It's the cretaceous period.
Man, you are old.
S6Sword and the City
Okay, anyway, Book, Excalibur...?
Yeah, nothing. Nada.
Really?
Told you.
You know, hey, maybe it's been out of circulation since ye olden days, and maybe no Halliwell has ever come across it before.
Well, we have run across these guys, executioner demons, lower-level badasses for hire.
Who hired them?
This higher-level badass. (shows them the 'Dark Knight' page in the book)
MMordaunt
The sword has chosen. You are the new saviour. The champion of good, the master of Excalibur. Welcome to your new destiny.
Oh, crap.
MMordaunt
It's drawn to you, just like you're drawn to it.
Do I look like I'm drawn to it, pal?
MMordaunt
You will be in time.
No, I don't have time to play Queen Arthur.
Yeah, but I don't need divine help. I need filing and faxing and desk management help.
I'm your girl. I really am. We'll just, you know, see if the divine stuff kind of appears later. Usually does.
Yeah, but I can't tell you what to do. I mean, how weird is that?
Well, it's no weirder than usual.
Oh, I see.
Just kidding, sort of.
S6Little Monsters
I sort of told him that I loved him last night.
Oh, and this is bad?
No, except I said, "I love you too." As if he said "I love you" first, which he didn't.
So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? Yeah, that's not good.
Blessed with powers from my destiny,
I bless this hero with invincibility.
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