(dragging Standley's body)
Mmmm! Come on dead guy!
S5The Day the Magic Died
I hate good magic...fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.
Stand back. I think he's gonna break out in song.
Magic must be saved. And it's up to us.
Us? We're us. You're them. We don't help thems. Sorry.
My cell phone's on the back in case your sister changes her mind.
Cronyn, huh? Since when do sorcerers have cell phones?
You think that's bad? I've got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.
Yeah, but I kinda liked his whole 'world without magic' speech. Very Capra.
It was pure Crapa.
DDoris
Oh, girls, I just wanted to let you know how I feel about your father. I.. I just feel so, so lucky. He's the most special man I've ever met.
Thank you.
That's the sweetest thing you could ever say to us.
DDoris
Well it's true, you know. He's so.. he's so kind and he's so sensitive and.. oh, he's the most exciting lover. I mean, girlfriends, he can go all night!
These were mine, and now will be yours. Chain-mail top, from my club days. Steel-toed boots, from my mosh pit days. Handcuffs, from last Friday.
Okay, well it's really nothing to worry about. Magic has disappeared from the world and Phoebe and Paige went to have a summit meeting with evil so they could fix it. See, nothing to worry about.
Step aside, bitch!
Yeah, that's our job.
Phoebe, if you love me, you will send this crazy bastard straight to hell!
Beast of legend, myth and lore,
Give my words the power to soar,
And kill this evil evermore.
Is that what I think it is?
Uh, if you're referring to Mr. Winky, between the legs, yes.
Whoa, what'd I miss?
A lot!
Victor needs help!
Ok, breathe. Keep breathing, keep breathing. Don't forget to breathe. Very good! Relax. Relax.
Dad!
Yeah, honey?
I'm sorry about your demon wife.
Oh, hush. Don't think about that.
I'm right here, baby.
You okay? You okay? Ok, you're doing great. You're doing great. Push, okay? Last push.
I can't.
You have to. A big one. Big one! Push!
You can do it.
I can't.
You can. You can.
Yes, you can.
You're gonna be okay. Push. Push! Push!
Oh, I think the magic is coming back.
Here we go. Here we go! Oh, I see a shoulder. And another shoulder. And an arm, another arm. Oh, and something else. Something else.
What? What?
Hi, baby. Hi. Okay. Okay. Look!
Oh. Is that what I think it is?
You mean, I got a boy?
Here you go, mama.
Hi. Hi, little guy. What are you doing? Look what we did.
I see.
It's a miracle.
A little miracle.
He's beautiful.
Oh. You are safe, you are loved, and you are wise.
S5Baby's First Demon
They knew about the forcefield.They almost flew him outta the window.
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