Listen, Piper, you can't just vanquish an entire house. Especially not our house! People are gonna notice.
S5House Call
Yeah, actually. Take her to the attic and keep her away from that turkey.
Yeah, take me to the turkey.
Talk about premature jubilation. You guys really ought to talk to a doctor about that.
S5Sand Francisco Dreamin
Now that you mention it, I have seen my share of a certain finger while I was driving over here.
Besides, everybody is odd in San Francisco. That's why we fit in so well!
Why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? I mean, they're just harmless erotic fun.
Did you say erotic?
(loudly) Exotic! I said exotic!
DCDream-clown
Who's the clown?
Who's the fox?
DGDream-guy
I'm Piper's dream lover.
Oh! Oh no! Listen we've never slept together in the dream, world, place...
It doesn't take a shrink to figure out Piper's dreams. You wanna screw somebody else.
Well at least he makes me feel sexy and not like some walking incubator. Although I guess that's what you've been dreaming about.
What about me!
Honey, we've got our own dreams to deal with, and the tracer. We'll deal with your Mr. Mom issues later.
S5The Day the Magic Died
I thought you said you tied them up.
I did, but the little flockers got loose.
Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?
You take the magical farm animals and put them in the basement
You're Spanish...Andale!
Take this beast,
Before I end her,
Ship her back,
Return to sender.
SStanley
My name will haunt you to your grave.
What was his name again?
I don't remember.
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