PPheobe
Can't they have maternity leaves for new aunties??
S5Baby's First Demon
Hey! Hes just a baby! He's small and little and...
I'm still having trouble letting go of the name we settled on.
Yeah well, Prudence Melinda might get him in trouble at school.
I'm thinking that's probably true, although he could just zap them onto a roof like Harry Potter would or something.
After seeing what the kid can do inside the womb, he's no Muggle.
Hey, what about Potter? Potter Halliwell? Or is it Wyatt?
No, it's definitely Halliwell. Demons fear it, good magic respects it, and I want what's best for him. That's why I'm going to say no to Potter.
The demons saw the forcefield, they're gonna try and find a way around it.
Well unless they can get up to Elderland, he's gonna be fine.
Magical goods? My baby is a "magical good?" That is just sick and twisted.
How'd it go with the new boss?
Oh, Jason Dean? I want to bear his children, but that's besides the point.
Even if he can handle the demons, he must sense the tension, which means at the very best we end up with a neurotic infant.
Look on the bright side... growing up with your sisters, he was bound to be neurotic anyway.
I don't have the luxury of being careful now that half of Demonville is after our child.
Oh...I could just eat your little face...
Phoeb? After the parasites that did actually kinda want to eat him...not so cute.
Gotcha! Oooh, I could smush you! Oooh, I could just smush your little face!
Much better.
Is that his new name? Smush Face Halliwell?
'S about as good as everything else we've come up with.
No new ideas, huh?
Actually-
No, we've been so busy with the alarm and the demon fighting and the sister saving. (he looks at Paige)
Sorry...
Oh, don't be sorry, Paige, you were brave! And you inspired me to fight and you made the world a safer place for our baby... which is why I would like to give the baby the middle name of Matthew, in honor of his super-protective Aunt Paige.
I think that's a great idea.
(looks at Leo) What do you think?
(he smiles) Yeah.
(touched) Thanks.
And I also have an idea for his first name! Wyatt, in honor of his very protective daddy.
(stunned but happy) Really? It doesn't begin with a 'P'...
Well, so we break with tradition.
S5Lucky Charmed
My date is a demon!
Huh? What? That guy? But he's so hot.
Yeah. Hot as in flames of hell hot. Look, I had a premonition. He devours his victims. I'm next. Freeze the room.
Uhh! My sister, the demon magnet.
I have to get back to going bankrupt. Actually, scratch that. I have to get back to fighting with my husband.
Freaking ever useless Elders!
Okay, look, I can schedule in five minutes for a sisterly chat, but then I gotta go.
I cannot schedule in sisterly chat.
I'm telling you. You got 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
My sweater shrunk.
Ah, come on, you've worn tighter things than that.
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