Great party. We should do this more often.
Yeah. Maybe next time we can trim the guest list by one.
Piper. I had to invite Leo. He was at the club when I went to go pick up the supplies. He knew that we were throwing a party.
Well, didn't you think maybe he'd feel a little awkward being here because of Dan?
It doesn't look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he's been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's a fallen Whitelighters support group to join or anything.
Prue, I'm not upset with you. I'm just… I'm…I'm upset with the whole situation.
Well, Leo's just going to have to accept the fact that you're with... Dan now. You are still with Dan, right?
Yes. Of course. What do you think they're talking about?
Hey, you guys! Give me a break, it's after midnight, I have mentors tomorrow.
Sorry Pheebs. Didn't realize we were being so loud.
Why don't you take a study break? Clear your head, come on down.
I can't, I have too many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there are so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.
You can help by keeping it down. Did I mention it's after midnight?
Party's breaking up anyway.
What the hell are they talking about?
My favorite ball player? Joe DiMaggio. Hands down.
DiMaggio? No, I meant when you were growing up.
DiMaggio was... my grandfather’s favorite. That’s why he’s mine too.
You know Leo, this is just an observation, but uh, you don't like to talk about your past that much. Do you?
It's just not all that interesting, really.
Not that interesting? I mean, being in the army sounds pretty interesting. How, I mean, how long have you been out?
Hi guys. Having fun? Not talking about me too much, I hope.
Actually Leo was about to fill me in on his army experience.
The army? Huh. Whoops. Look at the time. Gotta call it a night. Party's over.
You're lucky. Falling down like that you really could've hurt yourself.
Maybe we should call it a night, huh? Let her get some rest.
Uh, okay. I'll walk you out.
Er, no... He has to stay here and...
...Um, take glasses back to P3.
I thought he'd never leave.
The hell were you two chatting about all night?
Piper, do you mind? Phoebe, so what really happened?
Uh... Okay, I heard what I thought were party noises. So I came downstairs to check and to yell at you guys. And... I was attacked. By something invisible.
I didn't sense another being. It was more, um... I don't know. Like-like a daydream, I guess.
A daydream? Since when do daydreams attack people?
It wasn't really an attack, it was more of... a seduction.
So, I guess the question is what was it?
Have you ever run across anything like this? I mean, as a Whitelighter?
Which means we have no idea if it's going to strike again or not.
Ok. Family tree. I know I saw one somewhere.
Uh, I still don't understand.
We were all related. Cousins. And we lived here at the manor back in the twenties.
Together? Here? So much for evolution.
Wait. So you saw us in our past lives? I mean, did we look the same?
Uh, yeah. You did, actually. Kind of.
In this time and in this place,
Take this spirit I displace,
Bring it forth while I go back,
To inhabit a soul so black.
What are you guys doing here?
We are rescuing you! From the tall, dark and NAKED man!!!!
Yeah, now I know why. He is yummy. (clears her throat.)
I don’t believe this! We’ve been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you’ve been kidnapped...
(points to the side of the bed) Panties.
Oh, oh! (She rushes to the bedside and picks them up.) Huh, thanks. Look, uh, you guys have really got this all uh—(looks at her underwear in her hand) wrong.
Yeah, we know. It’s a trap.
A tall, dark, and naked trap.
Leo's mortal now and everything, but for how long? I mean, how do I know he won't want his wings back someday? And then there's Dan. Who is still great. And normal. Which is good, considering I'm not.
Really? We ran that long?
No, I've been timing how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
I beseech all powers above,
Send a sign to free my sisters heart,
One that will lead her to her love.
From this moment on,
Your pain is erased,
Your bad luck as well,
Enjoy your good luck Maggie,
You're free from this hell.
Piper, are you mad at me?
No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be mad at you?
I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What is it?
Oh. Never mind, sorry I asked.
Um, he's-he's going to be... He's going to be very upset when he finds out... you're the one that I really love.
