Cole Turner quotes from Charmed

Cole

You can't go yet Paige, we haven't gotten to the good part.

Paige

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought watching you guys make out all night was supposed to be the highlight of my evening.

Cole

I was with the entire family. Have you lost your mind?

Forgive me, but it was imperative that I have you here now if my ritual is to take effect.

Cole

I am trying to be the perfect husband. The perfect brother-in-law. It would help if I didn't have demons waving at me from the dance floor.

Phoebe

You killed him?

Cole

It was... your mess, I was just cleaning it up.

Phoebe

Cole, they're gonna come after you. They're gonna come here!"

Cole

Well, if they do...

Phoebe

No... (walks away)

Cole

Phoebe, if it comes to either them or us... Phoebe, wait.

Phoebe

Oh, God. (runs inside the bathroom and empties her stomach)

Cole

This is the Wasteland, where all vanquished demons end up. The beast feeds on their essence, their powers.

Phoebe

So what are you dong here?

Cole

Hanging on to our love.

Cole

Too many people talking at once.

Phoebe

You see, Cole, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Good people don't turn other people into water coolers!

Cole

Wait, before you say anything.

Paige

Not to say, do, because I'm about to orb your family jewels far, far away.

Cole

Yeah, that would hurt.

Cole

What? I knocked.

Piper

Doors. People use doors.

Cole

Whoa, what was that?

Piper

Hey, how did you do that?

Leo

I don't know but I'm feeling really nauseous.

Piper

Oh, god, and I'm not. Wait, how, why... Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?

Cole

Wait, w-wait, you're pregnant?

Piper

Well, I was. But, now I think Leo is.

Cole

Huh?

Leo

Hey, are your boobs always this sore?

Cole

Wait a minute, I'm confused…

Phoebe

Cole, maybe you should leave.

Cole

So, did you get my flowers?

Phoebe

Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?

Piper

Ah, Jinxed! I should have know this was going to happen. It's the story of my life, when everything is going great something will inevitably happen that will ruin it.

Paige

A little spider did all that to you?

Piper

Oh, you just wait, you will see.

Cole

Please, you've got to help me.

Piper

See?

Cole

I think somebody's trying to drive me crazy.

Phoebe

Yeah, well, that makes two of us.

Phoebe

You slimy, son-of-a-bitch!

Cole

Phoebe, is that you?

Phoebe

What are you, evil and blind? Yeah, it's me! Look, why don't you just admit you're behind this? Admit it, so I can use magic to fight you!

Cole

I don't know, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.

Phoebe

Look, Cole, my career is the most important thing to me. Okay, so is that your plan? To take it away from me, so that I-I come running to you for comfort?

Cole

Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on... but, maybe I can help... Would you like me to kill someone for you... your-your boss, perhaps?

Cole

Hey, hey, hey, hey! HEY!

Phoebe

I might not be able to use magic, but...

Cole

You're sexy when you're mad, you know. I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.

Phoebe

Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I - hate - you. Do you get that?

Cole

Hate is good. It's passionate, intense. It's-it's... it's a breath away from love.

Cole

Ahh... she's great.

Sorry, my liege. But I thought... I didn't think...

Phoebe

(infuriated) Are you kidding me? What did you do that for?!

Cole

What'd I do what for? You're in here screwing some guy, I'm supposed to ignore it? You're my WIFE, goddamn it!

Phoebe

(disgusted) Oh, you have got to be kidding me. After all this time now you're playing the aggrieved husband?!

Cole

(flings the contents of her vanity table on the floor) You DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S ALL WRONG! It's not the way it's meant to be here!

Phoebe

(shocked) Okay - it's okay, relax...

Cole

(almost hysterical) This is all messed up! How'd it get messed up? You have no idea what I've given up for you!

Phoebe

(she gapes at him) Wh-what about what I've given up, Cole? I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!

Cole

Oh yeah, from where I'm standing, it looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!

Phoebe

Look, the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper, and you know it!

Cole

(despairing) What happened to us, Phoebe? How'd we get here? We used to be so in love! Even without your sisters, it's not working... Why?

Phoebe

(regretful) I don't know... Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.

Cole

(looking up from the floor, he sees Paige standing there) You!

Paige

Surprise! (she runs forward and slices a piece of skin from his hand with Piper's dagger)