(The Charmed Ones orb into a classroom in Magic School, as demons walk through the corridor.)
PhoebeBillie was right. It's demon central.
(The sisters peek out of the door, and see Leo talking to The Source.)
Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.
SThe Source
Now why don't I believe that?
We gotta hurry. Leo's in trouble.
Yeah, well, how are we going to stop The Source? We have no potions.
Phoebe
It's gonna take a lot more than potions.
How did you do it last time?
Not the same way we gonna do it this time.
Phoebe
You have a plan?
Yeah, and it starts with Mandy.
(In the Great Hall, Mandy watches The Source staring at Leo.)
MMandy
If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we can go on a family outing. Slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic!
(The Source edges towards Leo, and sniffs.)
SThe Source
There's not a drop of evil in him. HE'S NOT A DEMON AT ALL!
(He then looks down to see Wyatt standing beside Leo. Leo pulls Wyatt behind him, and The Source looks up at him, gasping in surprise.)
SThe Source
This is too good to be true ... Daddy!
(Suddenly, Mandy faints to the ground, and the possessor demon separates from her.)
DDemon
What happened? Who did this?
(The Charmed Ones enter the Great Hall. As they do, The Source turns to them, and Leo grabs Wyatt, both of them heading to a chair and hiding behind it.)
SThe Source
I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really dead! Only you've gone soft in my absence. WITHOUT THE HOLLOW, YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
(Piper blasts the possessor demon into a wall. Just as the demon manages to get to her feet, Piper blows her up The Source yells in agony as he is pulled into a fiery portal, which then explodes and vanishes.)
Phoebe
Talk about your ball and chain!
I don't really understand. How did you ...
Well, she conjured him, so they're connected. She goes, he goes.
Phoebe
For eternity now.
Okay, well, we probably should get out of here, before any other demons recognise us...
Phoebe
What are we going to do with her? (nodding to Mandy, who is lying unconcsious on the floor)
Oh, come on, we don't need to save her! (Phoebe looks at her) What? She's still too perky!
I was just trying to help
Phoebe
How is this helping?
I didn't mean for you to get married!
Phoebe
Well you know what? I did, and I cannot believe you used magic when we specifically told you not to.
I thought you just meant demon magic not innocent magic!
Phoebe
Oh, really and (pointing at dress) this is innocent?!
Phoebe
Oh you know what, don't try and butter me up with the compliments missy!
(running in) Are you out of your mind? What did you do now?
Do I have start from the beginning again?
I can't believe you did this with Agent Murphy watching our very move?
Phoebe
Skip down, I already went through that with her
I still don't know what I did was so bad
Phoebe
(flashes engagement ring) THIS! This is what's bad!
(In Home Security's warehouse. Phoebe is clearing out some boxes, and Billie walks to her, holding a big belt)
Phoebe
(turns to Billie, then back to the boxes and then quickly back to Billie again) No, no!
(Billie puts on the belt, which immediately begins to glow. Billie is then magically dressed in a blue top, short skirt, brown leather boots and her hair is plaited, making her look like a goddess. Phoebe is astonished.)
Phoebe
We're screwed, that's what happened.
See, this is what a Krychek demon is supposed to look like.
Phoebe
Well, maybe the one you guys were following was just a bigger one.
No, this wasn't just bigger. This was like going from you to Schwarzenegger.
Phoebe
That is so weird.
(Leo comes out carrying skiing equipment.)
Oh, good, you found the skis!
Yeah! But, they're kinda old, though. Maybe we should just rent new ones, you know? (He drops the skiing boots) Ah! Damnit!
Watch your language. Wyatt is picking up everything we say lately.
Phoebe
I'm gonna get some more coffee. You guys want anything?
(Phoebe goes to the kitchen.)
Yes, I got there. Listen, why don't we finish packing? I wanna miss traffic, okay?
I know, I'm gonna. I just, I need to talk to agent Murphy first about this demon of his.
What? I- I can't just let it go. Can I?
Yes, you can. C'mon, when are we the last time had weekend together, alone?
I know, and I promise, nothing is gonna stop that from happening, I promise, but I… just kind need to talk him first.
Well, why… can't Billie talk to him?
(Paige walks in.)
You guys, I can not find Billie anywhere. She's not answering. Maybe we could just get her pager?
Phoebe (back from the kitchen): Oh, Paige! Henry called for you last night.
Phoebe
Uh, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he wants, you.
Phoebe
Really? Then why is your face turning red?
It's not turning red, I probably just put too much blush on.
(Piper chuckles.)
Ok, why don't you and me (points to Phoebe) go see what the government's not telling us? And I'll be right back, I swear. (She kisses Leo, then heads for the door with Phoebe.)
Hey, don't you have a lunch date?
Phoebe
I canceled. I'm taking a little hiatus.
Phoebe
From men.
(Piper and Phoebe leave.)
Okay. Come on, Billie. (Calls Billie again.)
Phoebe
Anyone down here? Big box on high heels. I need some help.
Just a sec. Ah, sorry, do you need help?
Phoebe
Well, I did. Now I just need a sec.
Okay, well since I have you...
Phoebe
Um...Piper, I'm kinda running late. I have to go sign the loan docs and I wanna stop by the condo before work...
Loan docs? Wow, I didn't realize this was moving along so quickly. But, you know I've been so focused on getting Leo back.
Phoebe
Yeah, I know.
But, I have made a list of seers and oracles and anyone that might be able to foresee who we have to fight in order to get him back.
Phoebe
Great, ok. Call me if you find anything.
Well, I was thinking...I was thinking that maybe you should take my Jeep, because in my car hold so much more than yours does, doesn't it?
Phoebe
Right. Piper, are you sure you're okay with me moving out?
Yeah, of course I am. I mean we can't be roommates forever, that's just weird.
Phoebe
Ok, well. Here I go.
Oh, what I am gonna do? I'm supposed to have a date with Henry tonight and he is in the worst mood. He's lost his car keys, he's lost his wallet, he locked himself out of his apartment, and I need him to be in a good mood for that I wanna do tonight.
We aren't talking about sex, are we?
No, we aren't talking about sex. I finally screwed up my courage to tell him...you know that I'm witch and I feel like I have to do it tonight otherwise I might wuss out, and I really need to know that he is okay with who I am. You do this a lot, Pheebs, got any advice?
Phoebe
Well, hope he doesn't faint. No, I don't know, I mean, I haven't any success with these things. Just ease into it, try to lessen the blow.
Phoebe
Maybe call some reinforcements, maybe ask some of your magical friends to help him to have a better day so you can have a better night?
Like fairies, or something?
Phoebe
Sure, fairies, leprechauns, whatever. Good luck.
Phoebe
Uh-huh?
Oh, I was actually hoping that you can help me to let down the list a little bit before you go.
Phoebe
Oh, Piper, I'm really late.
Oh, okay. Well you know, it's just Leo. Really come on, all I need is one little premonition. How hard can it be?
Phoebe
Ok. (She put the box down.)
Hang on. There is just one more.
Phoebe
Really? I thought I took all the boxes.
Well, this one is kind of all together for you just in case you need more plants or potion vials or crystals or you know clippings of The Book of Shadows just in case.
Phoebe
Just in case that demon attacks.
Yes. Don't laugh. It's gonna happen and you know that. And when it does, you are gonna be, alone.
Phoebe
Piper, I am just moving into town. You know, it's not that far away.
Yes, but it's not at the end of hall.
Phoebe
That's true. You know, if you don't want me to go...
No. You gotta go. You know, there is some blond chick go to sleep in your room. I am just a little sad. But I can be little sad.
Phoebe
Absolutely. I am sad, too.
It's just, you know, there have been a lot of changes.
Phoebe
You know this always will be my home, right? And that will never change. This is family.
Phoebe
See ya.
(Phoebe goes and closes the door, leaves Piper alone.)
Simon (to Phoebe) My goodness you're fetching!
Phoebe
That is so sweet.
SSimon
But you are not half-whitelighter, which is requisite for my future mate, so sorry to disappoint you. But you on the other hand are...
Did you just say future mate?
SSimon
No! No, that was..It came out wrong apologies.
Ok, here's the deal, we're actually super super busy right now, so it'll be fabulous if you could just orb yourself off now.
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