Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Look at me. I look like a drowned rat! I need my blow dryer.

Piper

Pretend you’re camping.

Phoebe

I hate camping.

Leo

Yeah, she's home... She's just a little, indisposed at the moment.

Piper

Wait, you watch? What are you, like a peeping angel?

Leo

Wha.. I didn't see anything

Piper

Ahh

Leo

Alright just a little but how else am i supposed to protect her

Phoebe

But we could do something about it if we were together, you know, if we lived together 'cos that’s when we’re the strongest. What do you say?

Paige

Are you two out of your freakin’ minds?

Piper

Don’t people storm out of the house when they’re angry...?

Phoebe

The Evil Enchantress?

Paige

That's it! That's the evil witch, the one who kills the Prince, after he gets her pregnant, of course.

Piper

Of course!

Paige

Piper, do that thing you do.

Piper

I don't wanna blow him up.

Paige

Well risk it, he's using his tongue!

Piper

Paige! The Charmed Ones come first!

Phoebe

The Charmed Ones come first?

Piper

It always worked when Prue said it.

Phoebe

He’s wandering around in chain mail?

Piper

It’s San Francisco. No one will notice.

Piper

So why is Sir Lust-a-Lot after you?

Paige

How should I know?

Piper

Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.

Phoebe

Defiant, clever, and independent. That kind of describes Paige, don't you think?

Piper

Yeah, along with stubborn, stubborn, and more stubborn.

Piper

Leo!

Phoebe

I thought you were a pacifist.

Leo

I didn't kill him, did I?

Piper

I gotta tell you, I find this side of you very sexy.

Leo

Really?

Piper

Yeah.

Phoebe

You've been holding out on us.

Phoebe

You're changing the subject.

Piper

No, I'm ignoring you.

Phoebe

Generations of Halliwells have fought demons and had kids. It didn't stop them, why should it stop you?

Piper

Did it ever occur to you that maybe this is none of your business?

Phoebe

Oh, that's besides the point.

Cole

(quietly) What's not supposed to be here?

Phoebe

Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.

Piper

(satisfactorily) Yeah, I know, it was ugly.

Paige

What the hell happened?

Piper

The freakin' furniture just attacked!