Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

With everything that happens in our lives, love just feels like an invitation for more pain.

Phoebe

Well... maybe you don't start with love. Maybe you just start with 'thanks'.

Piper

(noticing Paige's scratch) You know, Leo could fix that for you.

Paige

It's my first war wound, think I'll wear it with pride.

Piper

Paige, there are rules to being a witch, rules that you will have to learn and follow.

Paige

Well, not to be difficult, but... you're married to our Whitelighter and Phoebe's shacking up with a demon. So, on balance, maybe my friend could stay cute?

My, my, my. That pile looks about the same size as it did about an hour ago.

Piper

Oh, that was my fault. I distracted her with muffins.

And you are?

Piper

I'm her sister.

Piper

Okay. After mixing your potions, what's the best method to preserve unused sea slugs for future use? A) Pickle them, B) Sugar them, C) Smoke them, D) Freeze dry them.

Paige

Well now, you see, if I had extra sea slugs, I'd let those little suckers go right on back into the ocean.

Leo

Well, here comes your personal trainer from hell.

Piper

Literally.

Piper

Okay, well like it or not, there have been a lot of changes lately, and this is hardly the biggest.

Phoebe

Ooh, speak of the devil/whitelighter/witch.

Phoebe

It's not fair, you shouldn't carry the financial burden.

Piper

I will worry about the source of our income, if you worry about the Source of all evil.

Piper

Are you siding with Paige now?

Leo

Hey, there's no sides. And, yes.

Piper

Do not go into that house. Did you hear me? I said do not go in. It is like talking to a wall!

Leo

She's got the Halliwell hearing.

Piper

Well, speaking for my Great Aunt Sylvia, who collect Hummells. When they have a hard time dealing with real people, figurines can be their best friends.

Leo

Yeah, but being socially awkward doesn’t land you in the Book of Shadows.

Hold it! You can’t go in there.

Piper

Excuse me?

It’s the VIP area.

Piper

Oh! You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption see, 'cos I own this club which makes me a V.V.VIP!

Oh, my gosh. How did you do that?

Phoebe

The Power of Three.

Piper

The Power of point-Three.

Leo

Okay, well then there's just one more thing that we need to tie up.

Piper

Oh, okay.

Phoebe

Uh, Leo what are you looking for?

Leo

Something very important.

Paige

Broken glass?

Leo

Broken glass that needs healing. Here it is. It's up to you.

Piper

Can you do it? Well, then do it. It looks like P3's back.