Ladies, I am not a stripper. Though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.
S3 E7Almost Famous
Castle?
(He's surrounded by women.) Hey, honey. Oh, you found me. I was just telling Denise here about you. (The women start to disperse.) This is, uh, my girlfriend, who's idea it was to come here tonight. She's very adventurous, you have no idea... there's... (The women leave. Kate sits down.) Thank God you found me. Oh, my God, these women are like piranhas.
Rick Castle: I can't believe you got dressed up for this. Tell me again why Ryan and Esposito couldn't come with you.
Kate Beckett: We all agreed, as Volunteer Assistant Homicide Detective you could really sink your teeth into this avenue of investigation. And they called "not it."
Rick Castle: You know, ever since I've been following you, I've been dreaming of the day that you'd say, "Let's go to the strip club and get this dirt bag." I just never imagined it would feel like this.
Kate Beckett: Let me know if you need any singles.
Kevin Ryan: Hans was right. We found a flower shop that confirmed weekly deliveries for the past four months.
Rick Castle: I knew if we beat on Mannschaft something would pop.
Kate Beckett: Who were they sent to?
Kevin Ryan: They were charged to an AmEx belonging to Rebecca Dalton, 48. She lives at 63rd and Madison.
Javier Esposito: Yo. Check this out. Fortune 500 lists Rebecca Dalton's husband as having a publishing empire in 2005. Says here that Rebecca used to be a runway model.
Rick Castle: She's married. Juicy.
Javier Esposito: Not anymore. Her husband died a couple of years ago, left his entire fortune to his grieving wife.
Rick Castle: Even more juicy. Rebecca marries young, spends her twenties and thirties under the thumb of a rich yet domineering husband. Well, he dies, leaving our aging beauty finally freed from the shackles of a loveless marriage. One night, she's out with her ex-model posse. She meets a very charming, very handsome Derek. For the first time in years, she feels alive again. The relationship reaches its inevitable conclusion when Derek meets someone closer to his own age. Well, the heartache has Rebecca so distraught that she kills Derek in a jealous rage. If she couldn't have him, well, then no one could.
Kevin Ryan: Did you go home and watch Sunset Boulevard before your little trip to The Package Store?
Kate Beckett: Thank you for your always entertaining stories, but I think we will get a lot closer to the truth if we just ask Rebecca a few questions tomorrow morning.
Rick Castle: It's good though, right?
Kevin Ryan: Yeah, I liked it.
S3 E8Murder Most Fowl
Okay Castle, I'm here; what's so important?
Your first clue is: "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime".
Oh, Jeez, Castle, I haven't even had my coffee yet - (he hands her a cup of coffee) Thank you.
From the Sherlock Holmes stories, Silver Blaze. Holmes unmasks the murderer because of what didn't happened. The dog didn't bark. That's how he knew: the dog must have known the killer.
Okay,yes, I remember the story.
Then you know that the hardest form of detection is looking for the thing, it isn't there. Byron said that Len was going to verify the hawks. Verify, as in provide proof, which means...
He would've had a camera!
Which we didn't find. And if he was taking pictures...
We should be able to figure out what he was up to!
You know, I understand ferrets as a pet. Snakes, spiders, even a hairless mole. But a rat?
There are probably kids in the city who keep cockroaches as pets.
You’re probably right. Strangest pet you ever had?
You.
S3 E9Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind
[holding a DVD] Wait! That's it? I mean, no pomp? No circumstance? What's on this could shape the foundations of our very existence. We need to pause and savor-
[taking the DVD] Please, let's just stick it in and get this over with.
[Castle and Beckett had been captured, interrogated and injected by government agents the night before]
Those men knew who killed Marie and they refused to tell us.
They also refused to confirm that J. Edgar Hoover liked to wear dresses.
[walking up and checking out the injection marks on their necks] Abducted by government agents, huh? [grins] Come on. What were you two really doing?
[rolls eyes] It's not a hickey, Esposito.
You both have one.
I wish it was a hickey. [Beckett looks up with a small smile] It's from the injectors.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
They were Men in Black!
...
[Ryan walks up to Castle, Beckett and Esposito]
Hey. Are those hickeys?
Yes.
No.
I wish.
[Showing a photo to two Chinese men she holds at gunpoint] Have you seen this man?
[In Chinese] My partner is crazy and may start firing at any moment.
[They point]
Go. Go! [They run] Semester abroad?
No. A TV show I used to love.
Huh. Nice job.
Thanks.
[A captured suspect begins chewing on something]
Cyanide capsule! [pries the object from the suspect's mouth, inspects it with a flashlight, sees it's chewing gum] ...Ew!
[Examining the altitude chamber]
What would happen if a person went inside?
HMs. Holder
Without protective gear?
Mmm-hmm.
HMs. Holder
Your lungs rupture from gas expansion, and all the liquid in your body evaporates.
So, all the horrible effects of outer space, without the view.
Where do you come down on deficit spending during an economic downturn?
[Hands Beckett her coffee]
[Taking the coffee] Thank you. I take the theory that’s held by most economists, that deficit spending is acceptable as long as it focuses on public investment, like infrastructure, defense, education, research.
Wow! Where did that answer come from?
A semester of Economic Theory at NYU. Where did that question come from?
Trying out conversation starters.
S3 E10Last Call
[After entering a sewer discovered next to a basement.]
This must be part of the old sewer system.
Probably the exact sewer system --- This is incredible, isn't it?
Yeah! Aside from the fact that it's damp, cramped, dark, and we're almost certainly walking in rat poop. [high pitched] Awesome.
[Examining a body they found in the river]
…so I'd say no, this was no boating accident.
Then we’d better close the beaches. [Lanie and Becket give him confused looks]"No boating accident"? Chief Brody? Hooper? [the women are still confused] Seriously?
S3 E11Nikki Heat
[Castle walks into the station carrying two coffees. Natalie is writing on the "murder board", Beckett eyes at her uneasily]
NNatalie
[Takes a coffee] Thanks, Castle!
[Stunned at her audacity] Tha--that's, I was-- uh... you're welcome?
[Beckett looks shocked and distraught]
So, where are we?
NNatalie
Ryan and Esposito are digging into Tanya Wellington.
[Directly addressing Beckett] Mmm, what about Duke Jones? Did his neighbour confirm his romantic evening?
He--
NNatalie
[Cuts her off] So did a couple of other neighbours, who complained about the noise. So it looks like Duke Jones allibis out.
[Put out] What she said. [To Castle] Can we talk for a second?
Sure.
[Beckett loops her arm through his and quickly leaves the room, ending up frantically dragging him into another room]
She took my coffee, Castle!
It's just coffee.
Then what's next? My soul?! Everything I do, she does. Even when I'm thinking I can feel her in my head like some kind of a brain-eating parasite from one of her movies!
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