CCastle
Then we can take over the world! [Laughs evilly]
Not helpful.
CCastle
But evil!
S2 E22Food to Die For
[Drops his watch into liquid nitrogen] Hey, I froze time!
MMaddie
[To Beckett] You're hot for Castle. You wanna make little Castle babies!
Maddie! He can hear us!
[Castle’s idea of solving Alexis’ problem]
CCastle
Or maybe by this weekend, I’ll figure out a way to take this tank of liquid nitrogen and build it into a weather machine. I’ll make it rain! You friends will have to cancel their trip. You won’t have to choose, and then we can take over the world! [Laughs evilly]
Not helpful.
CCastle
But evil.
High school friend, huh? I bet she knows where all your bodies are buried.
You can dig all you want, Castle. My secrets are safe with her.
How can you be sure?
Because whatever she knows about me, I know worse about her.
You ask me, she should have followed her heart, left David, gone with Wolf.
You know, I can see the virtue in staying. I mean, guys like Wolf, they come in, they upset the apple cart. Of course he makes you feel alive, but eventually, you know he’s just gonna let you down. So why risk it?
Because the heart wants what the heart wants.
S2 E23Overkill
Beckett's a good cop. She can canvass and make googly eyes at the same time.
Wilder, Daemon Wilder?
Yeah, you know him?
I know of him, this is a photo of one of his ad campaigns. He runs a line of boutique men's skin care products.
You mean like bathroom stuff?
He's got a toner; totally alcohol free. Fantastic. He's got a shaving cream that is ridiculous.
I'm good with the drug store stuff man.
No no no no, hang on. This stuff will change your life. (squirt)
It's hot...
It's hot.
It's hot?
It's HOT.
It's hot! How do they do that?
Guys. (all look)
A man has been murdered here.
And... we are honoring his legacy.
Hm. It's like Sex And The City, only with boys.
CClerk
Here you go sir.
I cannot believe that you asked for samples.
She said anything we needed!
(Hmph)
Besides, it's not for me; it's for Ryan and Esposito.
Don't you mean Charlotte and Miranda?
Wait a minute, that would make me Carrie.
You are SO metro-sexual for even knowing that!
I only watched that show out of the corner of my eye when my mother had it on! That did not come out right...
SSuspect
Hey look, it's her! (pointing at a picture)
You're sure this is the woman who rented the room?
SSuspect
Yes.
Rebecka Strong. She's a lab tech at the company.
Mmm, she's got cruel eyes. I bet she enjoyed watching Wilder suffer...
RRebecka
(uncontrollable sobbing) Ishoodhavestaydoutovitwhatwasithinkinggggg...
What did she say?
What was I thinking, I should have stayed out of it. It's cry talk.
[Alexis is critiquing her father’s work]
I think you've been writing too long not to know that it’s “I” before “E” except after “C.” Ever heard of spell-check?
CCastle
Yes, of course. She’s got red hair, she’s wise beyond her years, and she’s about to tell her dad what she thinks of the latest chapter of his new book.
S2 E24A Deadly Game
[Hans finds out Castle is not the person he was supposed to meet and grabs his shirt]
NYPD! Hands up! [Castle puts his hands up] Not you Castle!
Right.
So... Castle's last case, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.
Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.
You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.
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