[Hans finds out Castle is not the person he was supposed to meet and grabs his shirt]
NYPD! Hands up! [Castle puts his hands up] Not you Castle!
Right.
“A Deadly Game” · Season 2, Episode 24
In this episode: Kate Beckett (5), Richard Castle (4), Javier Esposito (1)
[Hans finds out Castle is not the person he was supposed to meet and grabs his shirt]
NYPD! Hands up! [Castle puts his hands up] Not you Castle!
Right.
So... Castle's last case, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.
Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.
You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.
Oh yeah, and your ex-wife called. She said that you’ve been avoiding her because you’re late delivering your manuscript of Naked Heat. That’s a catchy title. When were you gonna tell me?
I was waiting for the perfect time. It just never happened.
She’s naked on the cover again, isn’t she?
Kind of, yeah.
[sarcastically] That’s great. No one’s gonna make fun of me.
[Giving Beckett and Castle his alibi] No, I wasn’t at home, but I was in bed…With his wife.
[Castle and Beckett blink in surprise]
I’m sorry. What?
…I was in bed with Roger’s wife.
[Castle and Beckett turn away for a moment in disbelief and then turn at each other]
[To Lee] Let me get this straight. Your alibi for killing your friend is you were…doing his wife?
[after a moment]…Yeah.
Wow.
So, yeah. I was seeing Lee. Yeah, I was with him that night.
Well, if things were that bad, why not just get a divorce?
Are you serious? My house is too nice.
[Later]
I can see why Roger needed a little extra fantasy in his life.
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