Castle · Season 2
Oh yeah, and your ex-wife called. She said that you’ve been avoiding her because you’re late delivering your manuscript of Naked Heat. That’s a catchy title. When were you gonna tell me?
I was waiting for the perfect time. It just never happened.
She’s naked on the cover again, isn’t she?
Kind of, yeah.
[sarcastically] That’s great. No one’s gonna make fun of me.
[Giving Beckett and Castle his alibi] No, I wasn’t at home, but I was in bed…With his wife.
[Castle and Beckett blink in surprise]
I’m sorry. What?
…I was in bed with Roger’s wife.
[Castle and Beckett turn away for a moment in disbelief and then turn at each other]
[To Lee] Let me get this straight. Your alibi for killing your friend is you were…doing his wife?
[after a moment]…Yeah.
Wow.
So, yeah. I was seeing Lee. Yeah, I was with him that night.
Well, if things were that bad, why not just get a divorce?
Are you serious? My house is too nice.
[Later]
I can see why Roger needed a little extra fantasy in his life.
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