TV show quotes
[looking in the room] Is that our vic's wife?
Fiancée.
[pointing to the other room] The wife is over there.
Come again?
[tilts her head toward one room] Fiancée.
Mmm-hmm.
[tilts head toward the other room] Wife.
Hmm. [chuckles] Oh, boy.
I know, isn't it delicious?
…but changing your identity? The math doesn't quite add up for me.
You know what math doesn’t add up for me? Two wives.
One wife too many for you?
Two wives too many.
Seems like the common denominator in that equation is you.
Well?
Alexis? She's fine.
You know, her first day at preschool, I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.
First time my son went to summer camp, I followed the bus all the way to the Adirondacks.
[Two laugh together]
You two are both either very sweet or very creepy.
…Maybe it was a pride thing.
Yeah, but you factor in the sublet, not to mention gas, that's a high price to pay for pride.
Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.
Oh, see, that's just a stereotype-
Don't. Don't. That's… She is baiting us, all right. Just ignore her, and she'll lose her witchy powers.
You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office. [As they rise, Beckett looks around and checks her pockets]
Lose something?
Um, where… where, um… Where's my broom?
[Castle laughs sarcastically]
What if it doesn't work out? What if it does?
That's the cost of living.
This is dead. You're not. Time to start making new memories
How did you get so smart?
This is crazy. I told you already, I was in class when Mr. Fink was killed.
Nobody remembers seeing you there.
I sat in the back.
The naughty kids always do.
Of all the murders, in all the cities, at all the weddings, and you walk into mine.
[to Ryan and Esposito]: Aren't you guys supposed to be running background checks?
We are.
On the bride. All day yesterday, I kept feeling like I'd heard the name 'Kira Blaine' before and then it hits me - the dedication of Castle's second book [points to cover of book] "A Rose For Everafter"
[reading from book]: For Kira Blaine - you make the stars shine.
[Esposito and Ryan turn and grin at Beckett, who is staring at them]
[pause] When I'm not here, do you guys braid each other's hair and debate who's the coolest Jonas brother?
No. But it's totally Nick.
Absolutely Nick.
[amused] Girl, I'm gonna smack you! You work side by side everyday. He writes a sex scene in his book about you that had me reaching for ice water. Now, little miss bride shows up. Don't tell me you're not the least bit jealous.
Oh, please. You've been inhaling too many autopsy fluids. [Beckett begins to leave the room.]
Honey, just because you can't see whats goin' on [Voice escalates as Beckett starts leaving] doesn't mean everyone else doesn't see what's going on!
[from outside the room, in a singsong] Shut up!
[to Sophie, the corpse] Mm-hmm. I see it. You may not, but I do.
Bridesmaid dresses are supposed to be hideous.
Really? Why?
So that the bride looks more beautiful in comparison.
Ah, see? Not a woman alive who doesn't think about her wedding day, not even Kate Beckett. Tell me you never tore a picture of a wedding gown out of a magazine.
[pointedly] I've never torn a picture of a wedding gown out of a magazine. [walks away and smirks]
You're lying. She's lying.
Mmm-hmm.
Hello, Sheila.
Richard. Figures you'd be at the heart of this mess.
Detective Beckett, this is Sheila Blaine, mother of the bride. So, I guess I didn't end up homeless or teaching at a third-rate college in New Hampshire after all.
There's still time.
I've missed our special talks. [to Beckett] Sheila didn't approve of struggling artists. [to Sheila] You must like Greg, though. He's from money, right?
It was never about the money, Richard. It was about character. And you would know that, if you had any.
Wow! Just imagine, if things had worked out, you'd be spending Thanksgivings with her.
[Beckett has discovered who killed her mother, only to have to shoot him to save Castle's life]
It wasn't your fault, you know.
I overstepped. I came down here to say that I'm sorry... and that I'm through. I can't shadow you any more. If it wasn't for me --
If it wasn't for you, I would never have found my mom's killer. And some day soon I'm gonna find the sons of bitches who had him kill her. And I'd like you around when I do. And if you tell anyone what I'm about to say there's gonna be another shooting, but... I've gotten used to you pulling my pigtails. I have a hard job, Castle, and having you around makes it a little more fun.
...Your secret's safe with me.
[Beckett, unsure if she can continue the case, speaks to her father]
Your mother always said that life never delivers anything that we can't handle. She lived by that, you know. Called it "Johanna's Immutable Law of the Universe." And for years, I thought she was wrong. Because I couldn't handle losing her. Now, I can almost hear her whisper, "I told you so."
[smiling] Four of Mom's favorite words.
Look, she was a devout believer in the truth. And if she were here right now, she'd tell you the truth can never hurt you. You know, this may be your mother's way of reaching out to you, Katie. And reminding you that the truth is still your weapon to wield. Not theirs.
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