Castle [after seeing Alexis dressed maturely for work]: Did that ever happen to you with me? One day you look and see your boy all grown up?
I'm still waiting for that moment, actually.
...I set you up for that, didn't I?
“One Man's Treasure” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Richard Castle (5), Kate Beckett (4), Roy Montgomery (2), Kevin Ryan (1), Martha Rodgers (1)
Castle [to Beckett]: That was pretty cool, the way you filled in the story there. I think I must be rubbing off on you... That sounded dirtier than I meant it.
[looking in the room] Is that our vic's wife?
Fiancée.
[pointing to the other room] The wife is over there.
Come again?
[tilts her head toward one room] Fiancée.
Mmm-hmm.
[tilts head toward the other room] Wife.
Hmm. [chuckles] Oh, boy.
I know, isn't it delicious?
…but changing your identity? The math doesn't quite add up for me.
You know what math doesn’t add up for me? Two wives.
One wife too many for you?
Two wives too many.
Seems like the common denominator in that equation is you.
Well?
Alexis? She's fine.
You know, her first day at preschool, I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.
First time my son went to summer camp, I followed the bus all the way to the Adirondacks.
[Two laugh together]
You two are both either very sweet or very creepy.
…Maybe it was a pride thing.
Yeah, but you factor in the sublet, not to mention gas, that's a high price to pay for pride.
Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.
Oh, see, that's just a stereotype-
Don't. Don't. That's… She is baiting us, all right. Just ignore her, and she'll lose her witchy powers.
You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office. [As they rise, Beckett looks around and checks her pockets]
Lose something?
Um, where… where, um… Where's my broom?
[Castle laughs sarcastically]
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