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Richard Castle

Played by Nathan Fillion

Castle · 787 quotes

Most-quoted character in Castle: in 584 of its 787 quotes
Most scenes with: Kate Beckett (363), Kevin Ryan (70), Javier Esposito (68)

Scenes with Richard Castle 530

[Watching Natalie at the murder board] Do I really do that?

Castle

Yes, and it's adorable.

If it's so adorable, why didn't you sleep with me? [Castle looks momentarily puzzled] Her me, not me me.

Castle

Oh, well a fictional character that I wrote, based on you, played by Natalie Rhodes? It's just way too... meta.

[Ryan walks in] We should have a code word so we all know what Beckett to kill when the clone army attacks

Unless we make a preventive strike

Castle

Get through to Jenny yet?

She's still not picking up

Don't worry, you'll be laughing about it soon enough

Castle

We are

Thanks. So I've been running through all Stacy's clients files. Three couples had filed for divorce within the last month, can you believe it? You marry the love of your life and next thing you know they're cheating on you

Ryan

Sorry, anyway two of the guts have rock-solid alibies and the third divorce has nothing to do with cheating

[Esposito walks in] What you guys doing?

Hiding from creepy Beckett

We are not hiding

Castle

I wonder how Zalman did it. Must've whipped something from Jerome's pocket with a receipt for his weekend of sin.

Like this? (Holds up Castle's phone.)

Castle

(Gasps.) You had your hand in my pocket and I didn't even feel it? Do it again.

So where's Esposito?

Ha, take a wild guess.

BCBeckett & Castle

Lanie.

Can't believe they still think that none of us know.

Castle

Well, let's let em keep thinking that a while longer. The bubble bursts soon enough.

Not if you're in it with the right person.

I Heard about the shooting on the news. Could have been you. You know that, don't you?

Castle

Yeah, but I'm fine, wasn't me.

Richard, this isn't one of your books, you don't know the ending! You were just lucky yesterday.

Castle

[Somewhat nonchalant] You're overreacting, mother. Where is this coming from?

[Shocked and furious at his flippant attitude] How the hell can you ask me something like that? Think about how much you love Alexis, and that is how much I love you, and don't you dare ask me where this is coming from! You have gotten through most of life on your wit, and charm and no small amount of talent. But that is the real world out there, and you can't charm your way out of a bullet.

Castle

You think I should quit?

I think you should be honest with yourself about why you're doing this. You had written 22 novels before you met her, and you didn't need to spend every day in a police station in order to finish them.

Castle

It's not about the books anymore.

SSimmons

You painted since the last time i was here. You'd have been about 16 wrestling some pimply kid in the back of his daddy's wagon. Wondering if you were gonna give it to him or not.

Castle

Hey that's enough!

SSimmons

He's sweet on you. Makes him brave.

There is no statute of limitations on murder Mr. Simmons.

SSimmons

And here begins what is known as the initial confrontation. During this phase of the interrogation the interrogator may invade the suspect's personal space in order to increase his discomfort. You want to invade my personal space?

Look at me. 12 years ago Johanna Beckett lead a big take back the neighborhood campaign in Washington Heights.

Castle

That musta pissed you off.

SSimmons

And this would be theme development. Presenting the crime through the eyes of the suspect.

Johanna Beckett was murdered, along with two of her colleagues. They were professional hits, carried out on your orders and you had your pet homicide detective John Raglan bury them. Look at her face. Tell me you don't remember her.

SSimmons

You know Detective Beckett, I think I do remember her. Bled out in an alley like the trash she was.

Mr. Simmons, you'd better watch it…

SSimmons

Rich bitch from uptown on safari in the Heights. Somebody should've warned her not to feed or tease the animals.

You…

SSimmons

If they had, she might not have gotten eaten. From what I hear though, she was pretty tasty.

Ah!

Castle

Woah, Beckett!

Back off Castle! Remember your old life Vulcan. Savour it. Because I am gonna take it all away.

Castle, there's something I need you to do

Castle

Name it.

Go home.

Castle

Forget it. Fear does not exist in this dojo.

Look, I signed up for this when I put that badge on, you didn't. It's not your fight.

Castle

[Suddenly incensed] The hell it isn't! [Calmer, but completely serious] I don't hang around you just to annoy you, I don't ride off to murder scenes in the middle of the night just to satisfy some morbid curiosity. If that was all this was I would've quit a long time ago.

Well, then, why do you keep coming back, Rick?

Castle

[Swallows] Look, I may not have a badge--unless you count the chocolate one Alexis gave me for my birthday--but I'll tell you this: like it or not, I'm your plucky sidekick.

Plucky sidekick always gets killed.

Castle

Partner, then.

Okay.

How's the hand?

Castle

Uh, excruciating. How're Ryan and Esposito?

Hmm. Mild hypothermia. Wounded pride. Guess which one'll heal first. [She finishes bandaging.] Thank you. For having my back in there.

Castle

Always.

[Sniper shoots Raglan]

Everybody on the ground now! Back away from the window! Away from the window!

Castle

You're hit.

I'm fine. It's not my blood. (into radio) One Lincoln Forty, I have shots fired on 4th and Main. I need backup and an ambulance.

DDispatch

One Lincoln Forty, repeat your last transmission; you were broken. One Lincoln Forty, repeat.

Castle?

[Castle shakes his head, Raglan's dead.]

Tell me what I don't know about my mom's murder.

JRJohn Raglan

Everybody drinks their coffee outta cardboard cups these days or those plastic travel mugs. But there's, there's something about the way ceramic warms your hands that... It's weird the things you notice. I just got the long face from the doc. Lymphoma. Six months.

Sorry to hear about that.

JRJohn Raglan

Every year around the holidays, they ... They run that "Christmas Carol" on local TV. When I was a kid, I remember Jacob Marley scared the hell out of me. Forced to drag that, that chain around in the next world.

RCRick Castle

"I wear the chain I forged in life."

JRJohn Raglan

"I made it link by link." I hid a lot of sins behind my badge. And now I gotta carry 'em. But your mother's case ... That one weighs a ton.

[Interrupting the Page brothers song recording]

PPage

What the hell, yo? That was slamming.

Castle

[Speaking into the intercom]

Three armed cops and a writer makes four.

You’re under arrest, so get on the floor.

Castle

I don’t care about statistics. I am telling you, Damian is not capable of murder.

You know, I could say that about maybe three people that I've met in my entire life. What is it about this guy that warrants this unshakeable faith that you have in him?

Castle

When I was fourteen, my mom sent me to Edgewick Academy. I was homesick, and I didn’t have any friends, so I wrote about it. One day, I submitted a story to the literary magazine. Damian Westlake was the editor.

And he published it.

Castle

More than that. He called me down to his office. He sat me down, and he said, "Ricky, you have a great talent." No one had ever said anything like that to me before. Damian ... He encouraged me, he critiqued me, he always made me dig a little deeper. Without Damian Westlake, I'm a lawyer, I'm a grifter, I'm a rodeo clown, but I'm not a writer. Without him, I'm not me.

DDamian

[after learning the man who killed his father years ago has been arrested] Wow, this is ... It is pretty overwhelming. I got a plane to catch, so maybe we should just talk about this later.

Castle

Michael told the cops you got in touch with him. Asked him if he wanted to make a lot of money for one night’s work. You gave him your Rolex and your car as a down payment. When your inheritance came through, he got a half million dollars and a one-way ticket to Los Angeles. He still has your Rolex. And a map that you drew of your father’s house, with a path leading straight to his bedroom.

DDamian

Rick, he’s lying.

Castle

[voice hardening] Tell me you didn’t do it.

DDamian

Ricky, I…

Castle

Tell me I haven’t been believing in you all this time for nothing. [doorbell rings] That’s them. Detective Salazar and some New York detectives. They’re here to take you in. [rising from his seat] I told them you’d be a gentleman.

"Show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy." F. Scott Fitzgerald said that.

Castle

Then it must have been Ernest Hemingway who said, "Man, I sure could use a drink right about now."

Lead the way. I’m buying.

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