Beckett, Castle and others in “Nikki Heat”

Beckett

[Watching Natalie at the murder board] Do I really do that?

Castle

Yes, and it's adorable.

Beckett

If it's so adorable, why didn't you sleep with me? [Castle looks momentarily puzzled] Her me, not me me.

Castle

Oh, well a fictional character that I wrote, based on you, played by Natalie Rhodes? It's just way too... meta.

Ryan

[Ryan walks in] We should have a code word so we all know what Beckett to kill when the clone army attacks

Beckett

Unless we make a preventive strike

Castle

Get through to Jenny yet?

Ryan

She's still not picking up

Beckett

Don't worry, you'll be laughing about it soon enough

Castle

We are

Ryan

Thanks. So I've been running through all Stacy's clients files. Three couples had filed for divorce within the last month, can you believe it? You marry the love of your life and next thing you know they're cheating on you

Beckett

Ryan

Ryan

Sorry, anyway two of the guts have rock-solid alibies and the third divorce has nothing to do with cheating

Esposito

[Esposito walks in] What you guys doing?

Ryan

Hiding from creepy Beckett

Beckett

We are not hiding