Hey. You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.
S1LOL
'B' to the 'I' to the double 'L'. What's up, my nig nog?
BLBill Lewis
I need to talk to you.
Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.
RSRadio show host
What's your latest obsession?
Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
RSRadio show host
Yet you're part of the problem, I mean you're out there blogging with the best of them.
Hence my self-loathing.
You can have the ass if you want.
You can keep it.
Can I ask you something?
If you must.
In this past life of ours, was I mean... To you? Did I ever, did I make you feel stupid?
You weren't mean, no, but you can be pretty hard on people Hank.
I wish it were different.
And so do I, but it's not.
S1Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
MCMia Cross
Rome is burning, he said, as he poured himself another drink. Yet, here I am knee deep in a river of pussy. Here it comes, she thought. Another self indulgent, whiskey soaked diatribe about how fucking great everything was in the past. And how all us poor souls born too late to see the Stones at - wherever, or snort the good coke like that they had at Studio 54 - well, we all just missed out on practically everything worth living for. And the worst part was, she agreed with him. Here we are, she thought, at the edge of the world - the very edge of western civilization and all of us are so desperate to feel something... anything... that we keep falling into each other and fucking our way toward the end of days.
S1Girls, Interrupted
"Just because something is bleak doesn't necessarily make it true."
"Happy endings may get a bad rap, but they do happen -- and when they do, they're just as true as the unhappy ones."
"You see, I try to live in an ivory tower, but a tide of shit is constantly beating at its walls."
"You never mean to let me down.....but you do."
"Yeah I guess I do."
"It's all well and good to talk about happy endings, but if a person can't deliver, if he keeps screwing up, well eventually I guess you kinda just have to say 'fuck you'...or words to that effect."
"I want the little one; she looks like she knows things."
S1California Son
You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
He used to call you a walking penis!
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