I love women. I have all their albums.
“LOL” · Season 1
In this episode: Hank Moody (6), Karen (1), Charlie Runkle (1), Marcy Runkle (1)
(to Meredith) Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.
Hey. You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.
'B' to the 'I' to the double 'L'. What's up, my nig nog?
BLBill Lewis
I need to talk to you.
Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.
RSRadio show host
What's your latest obsession?
Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
RSRadio show host
Yet you're part of the problem, I mean you're out there blogging with the best of them.
Hence my self-loathing.
You can have the ass if you want.
You can keep it.
Can I ask you something?
If you must.
In this past life of ours, was I mean... To you? Did I ever, did I make you feel stupid?
You weren't mean, no, but you can be pretty hard on people Hank.
I wish it were different.
And so do I, but it's not.
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