Californication Season 4 quotes

Hank

I’m warning you; tomorrow I’m going to be pretty pissed at you. Tonight, I’m just high-fiving Jesus that you’re okay.

Becca

I’m sorry about the car.

Hank

It’s just a car…

Becca

You love that car.

Hank

No, I love you

Becca

I love you too and I’m scared

Hank

Why?

Becca

I don’t want you to be guilty. I don’t want people to look at you that way. I want them to know how great you can be.

Hank

You shouldn’t be thinking about that. That’s too much for your brain. All you should be thinking about is boys and rock ‘n roll and stealing your old man’s car keys. But not anymore because I’ll chop your hands off. Okay?

Becca

It was a nice day wasn’t it?

Hank

It was. It was really nice. It was the perfect day.

Becca

Right up until I ruined it.

Hank

You didn’t ruin anything. You just made a mistake. A really terrible mistake, we all do. Look at me, I take a breath and make a mistake. Then we just get back up and shoot for another perfect day.

Becca

I’m going to be thinking good thoughts dad, on Monday.

Hank

Thank you.

Hank

How the fuck did we get here?

Karen

I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure it’s your fault.

Hank

Undoubtedly, I am currently accepting blame for everything: volcanoes, earthquakes, oil spills, steroids, rap music… it’s all my fault.

Karen

You tricked me, you know? You tricked me, I would hear the doorbell ring and I would be running towards it. I’d be thinking, “I don’t even like this guy, this is just some stupid fling.” Then I would open the door and all of those thoughts would disappear, because I’d see your smile and I was a goner. I trusted that smile.

Hank

He was a good guy, that smile. I don’t see him around much anymore. I miss him.

Karen

Strange, it changed so fast. Once you were my future, then you were my misery…

Hank

Nice…

Karen

Now you’re almost my past

Hank

Almost…