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Californication · Season 1

Hank Moody and Bill Lewis in “LOL”

Hank Moody

'B' to the 'I' to the double 'L'. What's up, my nig nog?

BLBill Lewis

I need to talk to you.

Hank Moody

Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.

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