Becca Moody quotes from Californication

Becca Moody

Have you had the sex?

Becca Moody

"You never mean to let me down.....but you do."

Becca Moody

"It's all well and good to talk about happy endings, but if a person can't deliver, if he keeps screwing up, well eventually I guess you kinda just have to say 'fuck you'...or words to that effect."

Becca

You're tragically flawed, dad, but you've got a good heart.

Becca

Parents who truly love their children make the sacrifices to home school them.

Becca

In the meantime, don't bend over for the soap.

Becca Moody

I can't believe you slept with all of them.

Becca

Father?

Hank Moody

Daughter?

Becca

Why is there a naked lady in your room?

Hank Moody

Uh... You. Stay... Right here.

Becca

There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's okay?

Hank Moody

I'll check.

You might not want to sit there.

Becca

Why? You have the herp or something?

Becca

The man is too pretty for jail mom

Mia

What if he is being someone's bitch right now.

Becca

Instead of being yours.

Becca

It's recently come to my attention that men cannot be trusted.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Hank

I’m warning you; tomorrow I’m going to be pretty pissed at you. Tonight, I’m just high-fiving Jesus that you’re okay.

Becca

I’m sorry about the car.

Hank

It’s just a car…

Becca

You love that car.

Hank

No, I love you

Becca

I love you too and I’m scared

Hank

Why?

Becca

I don’t want you to be guilty. I don’t want people to look at you that way. I want them to know how great you can be.

Hank

You shouldn’t be thinking about that. That’s too much for your brain. All you should be thinking about is boys and rock ‘n roll and stealing your old man’s car keys. But not anymore because I’ll chop your hands off. Okay?

Becca

It was a nice day wasn’t it?

Hank

It was. It was really nice. It was the perfect day.

Becca

Right up until I ruined it.

Hank

You didn’t ruin anything. You just made a mistake. A really terrible mistake, we all do. Look at me, I take a breath and make a mistake. Then we just get back up and shoot for another perfect day.

Becca

I’m going to be thinking good thoughts dad, on Monday.

Hank

Thank you.