You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
“California Son” · Season 1
In this episode: Hank Moody (4), Charlie Runkle (1)
He used to call you a walking penis!
HMHank Moody (after being punched)
Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!
TTrixy
No! Not in the face. He's too cute.
AMAl Moody
"Your mother was into all of that catholic guilt shit, not me. Life's too short to dance with fat chicks."
"I love the condom, keeps me in the game..."
"All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am."
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