[as Charlie walks away] See you in hell [falsetto] MOTHERFUCKER!
[turns around and yells] Don't say motherfucker like that! It makes me miss you!
S5 E10Perverts & Whores
How was your day... honey?
Uh... weird. I spent the day with perverts and whores.
Well...
Don't worry. I didn't sleep with any of them. Close, but I didn't take my cigar out.
Gross, and I don't even care.
Sure you do, Karen.
No, I don't. Anyway, I don't even have a right to care about such things.
You do too... have rights. You have the baby mama's bill of rights.
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