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Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Bunheads: in 4 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Michelle Simms (4)
Scenes with Scotty 4
Hard hat, waffle iron, Bananarama box set?
SScotty
What the hell are you gonna do with a waffle iron?
Scotty, come on. Tell me what this thing is.
SScotty
Hey, it's my last night. And the rules are whoever has the last night gets to choose the last night blowout activity. Don't flout the rules.
SScotty
I told you, it's in the desert. It's like Burning Man.
SScotty
You've heard if Burning Man.
Yes, I've heard of Burning Man, but since I've never been to Burning Man, I can only guess what takes place. Like do they really burn a man? And who is this man? Is he annoying? Does he have it coming?
SScotty
Come on, it'll be like all those cool road trips we took as kids.
SScotty
What do you mean? The Grand Canyon, New Orleans, Sun Studios, The Smoky Mountains.
SScotty
The Smoky Mountains are fake?
SScotty
What are you talking about??
Mom used to take us on fake trips. You didn't know that?
She'd put us in the car really late at night and then drive us around for hours until we fell asleep. And then when we woke up, she'd convince us that we just had a really fun adventure.
SScotty
No. That's impossible. I remember that thing with the balloons.
SScotty
Yes. There were like these huge red balloons with ribbons hanging down.
SScotty
The wind kicked up and we held the ribbons and we rode on them? No balloons?
SScotty
That was my second favorite childhood memory.
Don Mclean didn't play your fifth birthday party. I'll give you some space.
SScotty
[Michelle and Scotty are walking into Sasha's new apartment] This is a 16 year-old's apartment?
SScotty
She's got a fireplace.
And wood. There's wood burning in the fireplace.
SScotty
I had a fireplace when I lived in Oregon. The rats nested in it.
SScotty
[Talking about Sasha] That girl is not normal.
SScotty
There wasn't a bong in the entire place. When I was her age, everything in my room was either a bong or something I could make into a bong.
I was twenty-five before I owned an appliance. It was a used microwave that had permanent soup stains and I'm pretty sure radiated my ovaries.
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Bunheads · 72 quotes
