Talia quotes from Bunheads

Michelle

[after telling Talia that Hubble is dead] Talia...

Mhm.

Michelle

Say it.

Nope.

Michelle

Say it.

Nope!

Michelle

Talia.

You have the worst luck with men!

Michelle

Yep, there you go.

I've never seen anything like it!

Michelle

Let it out.

It's like you're cursed or jinxed or built your house on an ancient Indian burial ground!

Michelle

Okay, gotta go...

[taking a tour of Paradise] What's that?

Michelle

That is the surf wax store.

What do they sell?

Michelle

Surf wax.

And...?

Michelle

Surf wax.

And?

Michelle

Surf wax.

And?

Michelle

[gives her a look] Surf wax. I can keep this up as long as you can.

Weird!

Michelle

What's weird is it used to be a flip-flop store, where they sold flip-flops.

And?

Michelle

Really?

Michelle

[when Talia wants to go into Sparkles] Whoa Tex, we can't go in there!

Why not?!

Michelle

Uh, you know how in a fairytale there's a bridge that leads to a castle with a beautiful princess that's locked in a tower, but there's a crazy little troll that lives under the bridge and in order to rescue the princess you have to deal with the troll?

Yeah?

Michelle

Well, welcome to Sparkles where the motto is "If you're a princess, you're screwed".

Michelle

Does he have teeth?

Rick's friends have teeth. Maybe not the ones they were born with...

Michelle

We got the community board to sign off on the amphitheater, so we're good to go.

Well, congratulations.

Michelle

My first pantsuit victory. And I have to say, at first, I was all against the whole concept, but now I get it. It's binding, so it keeps all your powers in. Plus, there's no potential "Basic Instinct" moment. So suddenly you're not thinking about how you're sitting and you'd be surprised how much brain space that frees up. Plus, the pockets. Dance clothes never have any pockets, but this suit has pockets everywhere.

Michelle

[Holding champagne bottle between her thighs as she uncorks it.] And You can do that.

I have always wanted to do that.

Michelle

To Hillary Clinton!

Hear hear!

Michelle

Drink up. I want to take my new pantsuit out for a spin. See if guys can pick up on my new polyester super powers.

Ah, girls, you know what marrying a lovely man of means means? No more performing. I can hang up the tights, hang up the headdresses. Do you know I have worked every new year's Eve since I was 17? I have never celebrated new year's. Now Rick and I can celebrate new year's.

Michelle

If he makes it to new year's.

Sasha

So obvious.

Michelle

Getting sloppy.

Sasha

And I can craft. I've always wanted to craft.

Michelle

You have never wanted to craft.

Sasha

Well, I do now. It'll be dirty crafting, but it'll be crafting. And I don't have to go to the gym six days a week. I can even gain three pounds. Think about that!

Michelle

I'd still love you if you gained five.

Sasha

And I can get a pack of Pekingese to greet me at the door when I come home from not working or working out. And I can feed them from my giant bowl of bonbons.