Godot quotes from Bunheads

[Boo is jumping on the trash] What are you doing?

Boo

Dumpster jumping.

For, like, a contest?

Boo

No. It's part of my job.

What job?

Boo

My job.

So you're like the trash-compactor girl or something?

Boo

Waitress.

Are there customers in there?

Boo

No, just trash.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to grasp the whole concept here. Why are you doing that?

Boo

Well, Jeff said- [Godot makes a buzzer sound]

I'm sorry. Jeff made you do that? Douche.

Boo

No, no douche.

Douchebag. Out.

Boo

But-

Get out of the trash, senorita.

Boo

But Jeff's the senior manager.

There is no senior manager or junior manager or manager. The parents aren't really into labels. Out. Relax, I'll handle Jeff- Tell him Harvard burned down and watch him cry.

Boo

He'd cry really hard.

Michelle

I'll never have coffee again.

Nah.

Michelle

I'll miss coffee. It smells good. It makes you talk fast. It goes nicely with cake and pie and all your basic baked goods.

Yeah, I'm not really much of a coffee person myself.

Michelle

So why'd you come to the meeting?

I had a feeling that you might not get much of a turnout, though you could use some back up.

Michelle

Oh, a boy scout, huh? Helping an old lady across the street?

I like your shirt. [points to her 'Dance Your Ass Off' shirt]

Michelle

Thanks.

What's it mean?

Michelle

That you're even younger than I realized.

"In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida"?

Michelle

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go".

Oh, so close.

Michelle

Same shorts. New shirt?

Same shirt. Inside out.

Michelle

Wow, very Kate Middleton.

She is my primary role model.