Scotty and Michelle in “Unfinished Business”

[Talking about Sasha] That girl is not normal.

I'm not disagreeing.

There wasn't a bong in the entire place. When I was her age, everything in my room was either a bong or something I could make into a bong.

I was twenty-five before I owned an appliance. It was a used microwave that had permanent soup stains and I'm pretty sure radiated my ovaries.