Roman quotes from Bunheads

Sasha

You're on the basketball team.

Was on the basketball team.

Sasha

What happened?

You dribble right, you dribble left, you dribble right, you dribble left- That's a lot of dribbling without having some sort of stroke.

Sasha

I hear you.

I'm Roman.

Sasha

I thought your name was Tyler.

Roman's my middle name.

Sasha

It works better with the hair.

That's the thought process.

Sasha

So what are you in for?

Mosh pit got a little too intense. What about you?

Sasha

My ballet teacher maced us during a production of The Nutcracker.

Wow!

Michelle

So is he outside or still on his way?

Sasha

Who?

Michelle

Dude.

Sasha

Outside.

Michelle

[shouts] Yo, Roman! [Roman walks in] Hello, Roman.

Hello, Michelle.

Michelle

You getting taller?

Maybe.

Michelle

You're getting taller.

Sasha

How did you know?

Michelle

Oh, little one, I have done all that you have done or shall do, thought of all you've thought or shall think. I am all-knowing. I am Michelle.

Can I go?

Michelle

Yes.

[no one is talking at lunch] I swear it doesn't have to be like this.

Sasha

What, your sandwich?

No, this. Talk. Please talk. About whatever you want. I beg you.

Melanie

But we don't know basketball.

I don't care about basketball.

Ginny

Okay, fine. Let's talk. You know, I was re-watching "The Notebook" the other day, and I came up with a whole new theory.

Anything but "The Notebook."

Melanie

Well, I watched "The Vow" the other night, and I couldn't figure out why-

All Rachel McAdams movies are off the table. [Carl walks by]

Boo.

Boo

Carl. What's wrong?

I thought your lunches were an all girl thing.

Boo

They were. Sasha changed it.

Sasha

I didn't change it. Roman changed it.

[to Carl] Hey, I'm Roman.

Carl [they shake hands]. I didn't know you could just change the rules.

Boo

I didn't know you could just change them either.

Sasha

There were never rules.

Well, if there are no rules, I'm sitting here. Don't mind me. Just keep doing what you're doing.

Good luck with that. [Dez sits down next to Melanie]

Melanie

What the hell?!

Whatever. Just saw these guys here so I figured "hey."

Sasha

Impeccable logic.

Sasha

[thinking someone is in her apartment and checking with Roman] Listen, there's a baseball bat under the couch.

I don't need a baseball bat.

Sasha

And there's an umbrella in the linen closet. It's got pretty pony on it, but the end's really pointy. You can poke his eyes out.

[loudly] Hello?

Sasha

There's a tennis racket by the fireplace and there's ammonia under the sink.

So we can disinfect him?

Sasha

Blind him. Then we'll overtake him.

Unless he found the pretty pony umbrella, in which case we're done for. Was this door closed when you left?

Sasha

Yes. No. I don't remember.

[looks seriously at the door] Get the pretty pony.

[coming out of the bathroom] There is a very large spider in that bathroom.

Sasha

A spider?

I mean, we're talking paleolithic horror movie type stuff here.

Sasha

Where's my umbrella?

He took it from me. This is a very serious spider.