Scotty and Michelle in “Unfinished Business”

Come on, it'll be like all those cool road trips we took as kids.

What cool road trips?

What do you mean? The Grand Canyon, New Orleans, Sun Studios, The Smoky Mountains.

Fake.

The Smoky Mountains are fake?

The trips were fake.

What are you talking about??

Mom used to take us on fake trips. You didn't know that?

No.

She'd put us in the car really late at night and then drive us around for hours until we fell asleep. And then when we woke up, she'd convince us that we just had a really fun adventure.

No. That's impossible. I remember that thing with the balloons.

Never happened.

Yes. There were like these huge red balloons with ribbons hanging down.

I'm afraid not.

The wind kicked up and we held the ribbons and we rode on them? No balloons?

She gaslighted us, dude.

That was my second favorite childhood memory.

Don Mclean didn't play your fifth birthday party. I'll give you some space.