Talia, Michelle and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ah, girls, you know what marrying a lovely man of means means? No more performing. I can hang up the tights, hang up the headdresses. Do you know I have worked every new year's Eve since I was 17? I have never celebrated new year's. Now Rick and I can celebrate new year's.

If he makes it to new year's.

So obvious.

Getting sloppy.

And I can craft. I've always wanted to craft.

You have never wanted to craft.

Well, I do now. It'll be dirty crafting, but it'll be crafting. And I don't have to go to the gym six days a week. I can even gain three pounds. Think about that!

I'd still love you if you gained five.

And I can get a pack of Pekingese to greet me at the door when I come home from not working or working out. And I can feed them from my giant bowl of bonbons.