Michelle and Talia in “Unfinished Business”

[when Talia wants to go into Sparkles] Whoa Tex, we can't go in there!

Why not?!

Uh, you know how in a fairytale there's a bridge that leads to a castle with a beautiful princess that's locked in a tower, but there's a crazy little troll that lives under the bridge and in order to rescue the princess you have to deal with the troll?

Yeah?

Well, welcome to Sparkles where the motto is "If you're a princess, you're screwed".