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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6

Buffy, Anya and others in “Flooded”

This is gonna take forever, isn't it?

Not forever. Just a very long time. Here it is. Your first approximation of your spanking new debt.

I've trashed this house so many times. How did Mom pay for this?

For starters, she saved money with this crappy-ass coffee table.

Well, there's always that charging option.

No. I will definitely... probably not be doing that.

Well, I know I'm back in America now. I've been knocked unconscious. Thank you.

Aw. Poor, lumpy Giles.

What do you think the demon wanted, anyway? Uh, aside from costing you a bundle?

Don't know. Now he's way too dead to answer that question. I wish I know who hired him.

Ooh, I could do a locator spell. Or not.

That's it. It's been four hours. I'm calling it, people. This coffee table, it's gone. Damn it!

Also, this lamp's in critical condition.

Well, uh, let's take these thing out to the trash and give 'em a decent throwin' out.

Buffy.

I don't think I can do this.

Yes, you can. Your mother dealt with this sort of thing all the time. She took one crisis at a time, without the aid of any superpowers... and got through it all, so can you.

You sure?

I'm positive.

Who's calling me? Everybody I know lives here. I'll be back.

I bet it's creditors. The hounding's begun. I read about it. So, you think we'll starve?

I very much doubt it.

No chance I'd have to quit school to work assembling cheap toys in a poorly ventilated sweatshop?

Poorly ventilated... what have you been reading? Buffy, what is it?

Angel.

Is he in trouble?

He knows that I'm-- He-he needs to see me. I have to see him.

Well, of course. You-you'll leave for L.A. tomorrow.

Not L.A. An-and not here. Somewhere in the middle. There's a place.

I see. Well, we should get these, uh, bills and things out of the way before--

I have to go now. Oh. Um... Thanks for taking care of this for me.

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