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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6

Buffy, Willow and others in “Flooded”

Buffy

OK, so you're telling me I'm broke?

Willow

Not yet, but-

Tara

Money's definitely becoming an issue.

Xander

As in you're being almost out of it.

Buffy

But I haven't spent any money! I was all... dead and frugal.

Dawn

So what do we do?

Buffy

Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty. [The Scoobies look at Buffy in horror] You guys, I'm kidding. OK, it's bills, it's money, it's pieces of paper sent by bureaucrats that we've never even met. It's not like it's the end of the world... which is too bad, you know, 'cause that, I'm really good at.

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