Why are you guys so hyper?
Hey, speaking of people and things they do that aren't like usual, anyone notice Buffy acting sort of different?
Let's see. Killing zombies, torching sewer monsters, and, no, that's pretty much the same old Buffster.
“Revelations” · Season 3
In this episode: Xander Harris (6), Buffy Summers (5), Cordelia Chase (4), Willow Rosenberg (3), Rupert Giles (3), Faith Lehane (2), Oz (2)
What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?
It was an accident.
What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?
[About Angel] You'd just love an excuse to hurt him, wouldn't you?
I don't need an excuse! I think lots of dead people actually constitutes a reason!
Be quiet. I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform.
Guy like that, with that kinda glove, could kill a whole mess of people.
Said the same thing to Buffy myself. Weird how she didn't seem to care. [aims to take his next shot]
Buffy knew he was alive. [Xander shoots; Faith glares] I can't believe her.
She says he's clean.
Yeah, well, I say we can't afford to find out. [Xander looks at her] I say I deal with this problem right now. I say I slay.
[beat] Can I come?
Lagos is out of luck. I got the magic mitten thingy. What's with all the tragedy masks?
Better take a seat, Buffy.
What's going on?
We know Angel is alive. Xander saw you with him. It would appear that you've been hiding him and that you lied to us.
Nobody's here to blame you, Buffy. But this is serious. You need help.
It's not what you think.
Hope not, because I think you're harboring a vicious killer.
This isn't about attacking Buffy. Remember, "I" statements only. "I feel angry." "I feel worried."
Fine. Here's one. I feel worried. About me! Last time around, Angel barely laid a hand on Buffy. He was way more interested in killing her friends.
But he's better now.
Better for how long, Buffy? I mean, did you even think about that?
What is this, demons anonymous? I don't need an intervention here.
Oh, don't you? You must've known it was wrong seeing Angel, or you wouldn't have hidden it from all of us.
I was going to tell you, I was. It was just that I... I didn't know why he came back. I-I just wanted to wait.
For what? For Angel to go psycho again the next time you give him a happy?
I'm not going to... We're not together like that.
But you were kissing him.
You were spying on me? What gives you the right?
What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?
It was an accident.
What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?
It was wrong, okay? I know that, and I know that it can't happen again. But you guys have to believe me. I would never put you in any danger. If I thought for second that Angel was gonna hurt anyone...
You would stop him. Like you did last time with Ms. Calendar.
Buffy, I feel that when it comes to Angel, you can't see straight. And that's why we're-we're all going to help you face this.
But he's better now, I swear. Look, you guys, he's the one that found the Glove of Myhnegon. He's keeping it safe for us in the mansion.
[about Angel] Right! Great plan. Leave tons of firepower with the scary guy, and leave us to clean up the mess.
[stops Xander from leaving] You would just love an excuse to hurt him, wouldn't you?
I don't need an excuse. I think lots of dead people actually constitutes a reason.
Right. This is all nobility. This has nothing to do with jealousy.
Hello? Miss Not-Over-Yourself-Yet?
Don't you start with me.
Giles, no one's doing the "I" statements.
That's enough! Everybody. Now Buffy knows our concerns, and her actions, however ill-advised, can be understood. Our... priority right now is to retrieve the Glove of Myhnegon and try to destroy it. Now, all of you, back to your classes.
[they leave]
Thanks for the bail in there. I know this is a lot to absorb, but Angel did find the glove, and that was a good--
Be quiet. I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform.
So there's no more glove thing-y?
No. Little living flame, little mesquite, gone for good.
Sounds like we missed a lot of fun.
Then we're telling it wrong.
What do you think Buffy and Angel are gonna do?
Boy, do I don't know.
Well, he saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sort of makes me like him again.
Well, as long as she and Angel don't get pelvic, we'll be okay, I guess.
What are you guys talking about?
Oddly enough, your boyfriend. Again.
He's not my boyfriend. Really, truly, he's... I don't know. Are we cool?
Yeah. Just seeing the two of you kissing after everything that happened, I leaned toward the postal. But I trust you.
I don't, just for the record.
[clears throat]
Let me guess. Gwendolyn Post, not a Watcher?
Yes, she was. She was, uh, kicked out by the Council a couple of years ago for misuses of Dark Power. They swear there was a memo.
Well, I better go. Little more damage control.
[sighs] The whole Angel thing is so weird.
Yes, well, we'll have to see how that unfolds, won't we?
Come in.
Hey. The place looks nice.
Yeah, it's real Spartan.
How are you?
Five by five.
I'll interpret that as good. Look, Gwendolyn Post, or whoever she may be, had us all fooled, even Giles.
Yeah, well, you can trust people. I should've learned that by now.
I realize this is gonna sound funny coming from someone that just spent a lot of time kicking your face... but you can trust me.
Is that right?
I know I kept secrets, but I didn't have a choice. I'm on your side.
I'm on my side, and that's enough.
Not always.
Is that it?
Yeah, I guess.
All right. Well, then, I'll see you. Uh, Buffy?
Yeah?
Nothing.
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