It's late. How'd you get away?
Aw, it was easy. Started a fire in the prison laundry room. Rode out in the garbage truck.
Oh.
I'm joking. No garbage. Smell me.
“Band Candy” · Season 3
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Xander Harris (2), Joyce Summers (2), Willow Rosenberg (1), Rupert Giles (1), Cordelia Chase (1), Angel (1), Oz (1)
BMs. Barton
Hey! We're all stuck here, okay? So now let's just sit quietly and, and pretend we're reading something until we're really sure that old Commandant Snyder's gone. Then we're all outta here!
Does anyone else wanna marry Ms. Barton?
Get in line.
Something's definitely changing them.
A spell?
They're teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?
[to Oz] You've got great hair.
I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind.
Yeah, we can go home. I've got the SAT's tomorrow.
Oh, blow them off. I'll write you a note.
It was just too much to deal with. It was like nothing made sense anymore. The things that I thought I understood were gone. I just felt... so alone.
Was that the math or the verbal?
Mostly the math.
Well, if you scored low, then you can always take them again.
More SATs? Ugh. Was there really a point? I could die before I even apply to college.
Then it very possibly might not.
Well, let's just keep hope alive.
Hello.
Hi.
I say, your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?
Uh, Buffy assures me that it happened battling evil, so I'm letting her pay for it on the installment plan.
Uh, hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something.
Right.
Indeed.
Yes.
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