Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 12
“Bad Eggs” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Xander Harris (3), Willow Rosenberg (3), Rupert Giles (2), Angel (1), Joyce Summers (1)
It's an outfit. An outfit that you may never buy.
But I looked good in it.
You looked like a streetwalker.
But a thin streetwalker. (pauses) That's probably not gonna be the winning argument, is it?
You're just too young to wear that.
Yeah, and I'm gonna be too young to wear it until I'm too old to wear it.
That's the idea.
Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
I think the word you're searching for is absent.
Tardy people show. And yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this. [hands Buffy an egg]
As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.
No, it's your baby!
Okay, I get it even less.
You know it's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
My egg is Jewish.
Then teach it that dreidel song.
Hey, maybe you can have Angel help you find the Gorches.
Yes! Yes, yes, that's not a bad idea. Strength in numbers.
Oh, right. I see a lotta hunting getting done in that scenario.
Please. Like Angel and I are just helpless slaves to passion. Grow up! [cut to Buffy and Angel on patrol making out]
Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about eight minutes.
You boiled your young?
I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
I resent that! Or possibly thank you.
A little of both might be appropriate.
So you don't think about the future?
No.
Never?
No.
You really don't care what happens a year from now? Five years from now?
Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.
I know the feeling.
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