Buffy, Xander and others in “Bad Eggs”

Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

I think the word you're searching for is absent.

Tardy people show. And yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this. [hands Buffy an egg]

As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.

No, it's your baby!

Okay, I get it even less.

You know it's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

My egg is Jewish.

Then teach it that dreidel song.