[referring to Shawn's little black book] This will never make you happy! [glancing at the book] Ahh! My aunt!
S5 E8Chasing Angela - Part II
[tasting Jack's pumpkin pie] Is pumpkin pie supposed to have bones?
S5 E9How to Succeed in Business
Sorry buddy, this seat's saved for [sigh] Monica.
What happened to [sigh] Bridgette?
She found out about [sigh] Monica.
[reading Amy's new paper] "An Evening in Cape Cod." Now this is more like it. "As Alan touched me, my lips began to quiver..." Don't you do anything but quiver? [skims ahead] Oh my God, you do!
S5 E10Last Tango in Philly
Cor, let's try to figure this thing out. The girls want to dance more than anything in the world and we want to make them happy.
Okay, there's gotta be a simple solution to all of this.
[They both think hard for a minute.]
Anything?
Nothing.
Now, why didn't I see that?
Well, Mr. Feeny, I'm in college. You're still in high school.
From the beginning of time, men have been idiots.
S5 E11A Very Topanga Christmas
This year, no running around the house naked singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas." I'm looking at you.
I only do it because people have come to expect it.
We usually go to the Val d'Isère and see the French Alps.
Those of us in the trailer park just like to thank God for all that we have this time of year.
We pray on the plane.
S5 E12Raging Cory
I can't believe you hit your dad! Now, does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?
[about Shawn's room] So when people throw garbage down the chute, this is where it winds up, huh?
Are you calling me a pig?
A pig would never live in here.
Oh, yeah?
[Shawn moves a curtain covering a closet to reveal a big black pig.]
No, I don't wanna get up. I hit my father. That's gotta be a bad sin. If this were the Bible, I'd be a father-smiter. I'd be Cory, son of Alan the Bruised.
S5 E13The Eskimo
I got four can't-miss ways on how to get Superbowl tickets.
Okay, give me the best one.
I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.
Good. Good. Very good. I don't need to hear the other three.
Hey. I didn't hear you come in last night. Must've had a pretty good time with your date, huh?
Evening began at seven. Started with some intimate pre-dinner conversation at a quaint little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and... let's just say my clothes were off within five minutes. [sips coffee]
You opened your big mouth, she walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell, came home, took off all your clothes and were asleep by eight 'o'clock.
How'd you do?
Not as good.
EEskimo
I am warm and you are cold.
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