[Kid is eating melon]
KKid
Hey, Cory, I'm eating your dad's friend!
S2 E22Career Day
S2 E23Home
Hey, Hunter, what do you think you're doing?
Uh... cleaning out my ears.
Yeah, with Towelie? My lucky towel? What are you, insane?
One of us is.
What do you know about women?
What do you wanna know?
Oh, you think you can help me out, Hunter?
Hey, you helped me.
Now, see: why can't you be this sharp in my class?
Math's not my best subject.
I'm your English teacher.
Then why you teaching math?
Are you kidding me?
(after Eric falls in the bathroom) I Think he just found Slippy, his lucky soap.
S3 E1My Best Friend's Girl
[Cory and Shawn see Topanga walk by.]
That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.
Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.
My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.
[Frankie is holding a kid upside down]
What are you two doing?
JJoey
Well, uh, this kid was choking on his lunch money, but luckily Frankie here knows the Floorlick maneuver. Ain't that right Frankie?
Stop, you're embarrassing me.
I'll see you two in detention.
Why, what did you do Mr. Feeny?
Something in my previous life, probably.
S3 E2The Double Lie
A 10:00 curfew? Cory, that means if I pick her up at eight, that only gives us... oh, that stinking metric system.
When adults talk, I hear this buzzing sound.
S3 E3What I Meant to Say
George, even I gotta say, quit yankin' the guy.
I yank you not.
Christy's gonna expect me to tell her that I love her. Aw, man, I gotta do something now. Think, you gotta think, Eric -- OW!
Thinking cramp?
Yeah.
I get those, too.
S3 E4He Said, She Said
[typing a college recommendation letter] "So, in conclusion, Eric Matthews is really really really smart, really really really nice, and really really really good for your school. Really. Sincerely, George...Mmmm Millhouse Feeny. Princip... uhh princip- princip...uhh... Head Guy."
DDevon
You know, in my house, growing up, all my parents ever talked about were the three M's: money, marriage and mortgage.
Yeah, my dad always talked about the three B's: babes, bucks and brewskies.
S3 E5Hometown Hero
As some famous guy once said, "Let there be light."
[looking at his chemistry paper] I got an A, Shawn.
[looking at his own paper] Wow, a D! I'm riding your coattails!
[After starting a fire in the chemistry lab]
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